Life — August 14, 1924 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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Mrs. Pep's Diary (Continued from page 12) h flew out of some peonies sent me om the country last summer, I did sier the pleasure of opening it to servant Emilie. This done, she did uade me to submit to a shampoo h proved a tedious business, foras- h as the patent drier broke the ste she turned it on, and albeit she red that the merest twist would it right, neither of us could effect Lord! I am no good soever at tal mechanics, being barely able to ntiate the striking of a match. My und, poor wretch, came in whilst water wave combs were in my hair, demanded again why it was, when } laid out so much time and money a permanent ondulation, that I ld be having one of another de- But I managed to get him different topic without answering, some matters which it itile to expound to the masculine tion being 1 Sam at home all this day, August r mals 4 0 and I did hear him shortly th 7 nae after the break of it inter- ng the bootlegger, talking much labels, and remindi him of what Bible says about putting new wine old bottles. My fears that he was sompling various spirits were justified he cure heightens your enjoyment of summer Spons Ranking with the most famous European spas—these radio- active waters have cured and re- invigorated since Colonial days. The HOMESTEAD Christian ScAndersen, Resident Mgr. Hot Springs Virginia Special summer rates on request | | BoP een 4 later when Lydia Loomis came in and he began haranguing her about the fourth dimension. Lydia, the zany, comprehending naught and having only one argument when out beyond her mental depth, did ask, What would our grandmothers have thought of such talk? Whereupon Sam bawled, Madam, in spite of whatever pleasant memories are evoked by the garnet earrings and old lace they left us, there is no deny- ing the fact that our grandmothers were ignorant women! Before he could go further, I happily bethought me of his fondness for cold veal loaf and sent him to commission Katie to make one....The Everetts for dinner and bridge this night, he so subservient to her every whim that upon their de- parture Sam vouchsafed his conviction that she knows where the body is hid. Baird Leonard, Words, Words For. light on the Democratic and Republican national platforms we turn in respectful anticipation to the newly organized Cross Word Puzzle Association of America. mm Shave with ease Tire-Changing Thinking Roapsiwe wit is, after all, the test of friendship. One should not get in too deep with people until one has had a blow-out with them. The extra man in the car may be silent for a hundred miles, but he al- ways has plenty to say about the right way to jack-up somebody else’s ma- chine. The passengers can trample forty acres while the host is hunting for a lost wrench, or tinkering with a de- mountable rim, but they never run into any poison ivy. That's always in the spot where the bedraggled owner sits down at the picnic supper. McC. H. Sth AROUND THE WORLD CRUISE om weet ‘eons, ofburnine, . fees. Bop 4 ‘Athens, * ot , 8,0 Sasacigers expected on each ereioe, MEW YORK HAY FEVER LOGIC }2%n.oca Bre why ont ki out? Tiny Nasal- Soe™ ne eee Sec ly Roticeable—it's done. Postpaid $1.00 GASALFILTER 60, Dept, 1, Saint Pant, Misa. comicbooks.com