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This is a satirical anecdote mocking an elderly, socially inexperienced military general. The story depicts a bachelor officer attending a formal dinner with his orphaned niece. Absorbed in recounting his Madagascar campaign to a dinner neighbor, the General absent-mindedly wipes each fresh plate with his napkin—a crude restaurant habit unsuitable for high society. Each time he does this, an increasingly flustered butler removes the soiled plate and replaces it. The satire targets the General's obliviousness to proper dining etiquette and social conventions. The joke plays on the contrast between his prestigious military rank and decorations versus his complete lack of refinement and awareness of civilized behavior. The piece mocks both military men's social incompetence and the fastidious rules of formal dining that bewildered outsiders to polite society.

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28 “Correspondence Column” Recently we enjoyed a “Bouquet Week” in which an unusually large number of complimentary letters came in on Reedsdale Cigarettes. We cannot re- sist the temptation to reprint a few extracts in this column: From Washington, D. C.: “They cer- tainly exceeded all claims made for them. I have smoked cigarettes for nearly fifteen years, and until today have been searching for a permanent brand, but now my search is over. “The package is not to be improved upon, furnishing, as it does, unbroken cigarettes in ‘short order.’ It will be a_ privilege to recommend your cigarettes. From Columbus, Ohio: “A short time ago a friend of mine offered me a cigar- ette—it was a Reedsdale. I can readily say it was the best cigarette I have ever smoked.” From Akron, Ohio: “After smoking a carton of Reedsdale Cigarettes I feel that I owe you a letter of appreciation. “The pleasure and satisfac- tion which one derives from smoking them cannot be found in any other cigar- ette at any price, and then too, the added attraction of a convenient, ever-ready package makes them irresistible. “Many men, like myself, will never know their brand until they have tried Reedsdale.” From Burlingame, Kansas: “I wish to congratulate your company in de- veloping what I believe to be the cig- arette par excellence. I was more than delighted with Reedsdale Cigarettes, their mellow satisfying flavor, and aroma. Have smoked cigarettes for several years, and have at last found the cigarettes for myself.” You will note a common theme run- ning through all four of these letters. It is the theme of “Eureka.” Each of these gentlemen hails the Reedsdale as his brand, found at last, at the end of a long search. Reedsdale Cigarettes are 20c for a package of twenty. They are now sold y many tobacco dealers, and their dis- tribution is being rapidly extended. If you have any difficulty in finding them, we will send you_a carton of 5 packages of Reedsdale Cigarettes (100 cigarettes), postpaid, for a dollar. Smoke one package at our risk. If you don’t like them we will return your dollar for the four remaining packages. Address Reed Tobacco Co., 118 South 21st St., Richmond, Va. To Retai! Tobacco Merchants: If your jobber cannot supply you with Reedsdale Cigarettes, Reed Tobacco Co., Richmond, Va., will gladly send you prepaid by parcel post a carton con- taining one hundred or two hundred Reedsdale Cigarettes for the same price you would pay the jobber. + LIFE - OURS FOOLISH CONTEMPORARIES a ox “Une Bonne Histoire” The old General, having been a bache- lor all his life, was.not used to the whirl of society. Nevertheless, when his niece became an orphan, it was quite necessary that he should look after her and take her about a little. Thus it happened that one day he was invited with her to dinner at the table of one of the high officials of the Govern- ment. His rank of General, his advanced age and his chest starred with decorations gave him a place of honor almost oppo- site the hostess. The soup course finished, the soup plates were naturally removed. At the time the General was much occupied in telling his neighbor on the right about his Madagascar campaign. Mechanically he took his napkin and, in the manner of a bachelor used to dining in a res- taurant, wiped the fresh plate. Immediately a butler rushed forward, removed the plate and put down another. The General wiped it off with his napkin and continued his story. Again an ex-> change of plates and again the mechani- cal gesture of the old warrior, and once more the flunky stretched forward to re- move the plate; but this time the General saw him. Barring the way with his arm, he turned towards his hostess. “Sapristi! madam,” he cried, “Is that imbecile going to stop, or shall I have to wipe every plate in the house?” —Le Rire (Paris), nful of Abbott's Bitters on halt Grape Fruit, Teaspoot a delightful breakfast tonic. Sample bitters by mail, cts. in stamps. C. W. Abbott & Co. Baltimore, Md. Sold An actor visited a tailor over on the East Side. There was a gaudy suit he admired. The proprietor took it from the window and had him try it on. “It is such a fit,” he exclaimed, “your friends won't know you. Go ahead, I ask you, just step outside a few moments.” The actor walked out, and after a short time came in again. The proprietor came up to him, rubbing his hands, and said: “Stranger, what can I do for you?” —O. O. McIntyre, in St. Louis Globe-Democrat. Ina Pinch, use ALLEN’S FOOT:EASE The Crib “I hear that Joe was kicked out of Harvard for cheating.” “Yes, he got caught with a flower i his buttonhole during ‘a botany exai —Dartmouth Jack-o’-Lantern, Just Wait Twins born in London recently have been named Mary and Doug. So far, they bear no resemblance to their name- sakes, but of course they haven't got any teeth yet—Passing Show (London). ather is it polite to keep your cap on in the house that depends wallace said father whether you mean a tube of shaving cream or a little shaver like you now Williams always keeps its cap on and it is the height of gentility WiththeHinge-Cap that can’tcome of EToneof these little beauties right now, and pre- ry ourselt Feri alt 4314, Neches eee: OND TS each postage: PATHFINDER COMPANY Dest. Yeu 934 Susth Avenue Mew York GARTER For CROOKED LEGS (PATENTED) Makes trousers hang straight it Bend In or Out lf-adjustable It holds Socks Up—Shirt Down Not s “Form” or “Harness” No Metal Springs reulas—Plais Envelope Pree Cur THE T.GARTERCO. 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