Life — March 6, 1924 — page 36: what you’re looking at

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32 LIFE x) De business — how does it harm your gums ? ANY OF US feel that we're blocking the path of progress unless we're hitting on all six, every minute of the day. We live on our nerves—we force the pace—and worst of all, we eat too quickly. Especially with the soft, modern food of to- day, this hasty eating is ruining our teeth by cheating our gums of the stimulation and massage once provided by rough, coarse food. Soft, bleeding and tender gums are the result. “Pink toothbrush” is the fore- runner of worse trouble to come. Don’t let your toothbrush “show pink” To restore gums toa hard, normal condition, thoasands of dentists prescrite Ipana Tooth Paste. Many have written us that in stub- born cases they direct a gum-massage with Ipana after the ordinary cleaning with Ipana and the brush. For Ipana, because of the pres- ence of ziratol, is a great aid in alleviating conditions of tenderness and softness. It i the one great enemy of the“'pink toothbrush.” Send for a sample today Jast because Ipana is beneficial, don’t think i it has a terrible taste. It's delicious and it leaves your mouth with a fine, clean feeling that will delight and surprise you. Beecs —made by the makers of Sal Hepatica A 10-day trial tube Bristol- will be sent gladly Myers # om receipt of 40 RectorSt. soree: New York, N.Y. Kindly send me atrialtube of IPANA TOOTH i PASTE without charge of obligation on Aspirin Beware of In Imitations! Mrs. Pep’s Diary (Continued from page 10) having presented her child with hand. kerchiefs on which the days of the week are embroidered. The boy will use no other, nor will he desecrate lay’s linen on a Monday. Off Nell to the sh usly here and there, but [held . deeming it the height of folly t rchase aught on the final day of the month r had we time for luncheon neither, so that when we arrived at the and she bought concert hall I was faint from hung and lamented that eating does not go with art in this country as in Europe for the sight of a girl with some ge and Chianti would have been un heavenly apparition Nor was my discomfort lessened by the woman next to me who munched salted nuts with such evident enjoyment that I was at some pains to maintain my composure Never have I had so strong a desire to y, ” Unless you see the “Bayer Cross” on package or on tablets you are not get ting the genuine Bayer Aspirin proved address a perfect stranger March This is my husband's birth- ] safe by “millions “and prescribed by March gy and the poor wretch | Physicians over twenty-three years for Ist \vas up at break of day to | Colds Headache examine the surprise present I had Toothache Lumba; ; pr Ne Rheumatism heralded, and when he found it was a Ne eat of the Martin Burgundy, I feared Accept Tablets of Aspirin” he would sit himself down and consume | « Each unbroken package contains But he finally left me | proven directions boxes of to the casting up of accounts, a dreary | twelve tablets, cost Se and Tb I forthwith resolved | Aspirin is the trade of Bayer Manufacture of Monoaceticacidester of Salicylicacid it straightway. to keep my cheque-book in decimals. forasmuch as giving tradespeople a few odd cents here and there will be cheaper in the long run and more con cive to tranquillity of spirit....A NEW GARTER t company at dinner for Sam's | CROOKEDLEGS versary, all very merry, and when Wu (Patented) MAKES TROUSERS HANG STRAIGHT gr an ard, he for “his he stood up to read his plac called off “his blue eyes w blue eyes mild,” and any compositor be holding him at the moment would have tet!” BL cried “ No Metal Springs Free Circular Plain, sealed envelope ‘THE T. 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