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This page contains primarily **advertisements and light social commentary**, not political satire. The main content is a humorous short story titled "And Thy Friends" about marital friction. The narrator (Alfred) defends his friendship with Kate Allenby to his wife Millicent, who dislikes Kate without explanation. The joke relies on the familiar domestic tension of spouses disapproving of each other's friends—Millicent finds Kate unsuitable but won't articulate why, dismissing her as simply "isn't." Alfred's frustration is played for comedy. The page is dominated by **advertisements**: Federal School of Illustrating (promoting correspondence courses), Dreer's Garden Book, Whiting-Adams Brushes, and Prophylactic toothbrushes. A poem titled "Vintage" appears at bottom left. No political figures or events are referenced. This is a typical 1923 *Life* page mixing humorous domestic fiction with period product advertising.

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My friends charitably de- cide that it must be Millicent’s fault. Millicent’s friends put the blame on me. And our mutual friends? Well, you see, that’s just it. Theoretically, of course, when we married, my friends were to be Mil- licent’s friends, and Millicent’s friends were to be my friends. We talked all that out beforehand, and decided to be broad. But somehow it hasn’t seemed to work out. Take Kate Allenby, for instance. Now I've known Kate Allenby ever since I first inhabited long trousers, and she’s an awfully good sort. Yet for some unknowable reason, Milli- cent simply can’t see her at all. Of course she was polite, that time we had Kate to dinner. But that’s just She was so horribly polite! Yet I’ve never been able to get anything definite out of her. “Kate,” says Millicent, when I become especially pressing, “or Miss Allenby, as I prefer to think of her, just—well, Alfred, she just simply isn’t, that’s all. Of course she's the sort to take a man in—” Now that kind of thing always makes me mad. As though I were a dog, or a tuck, or something, to be taken in or let out when anyone pleased ! “Millicent,” dead wrong. nothing flirty think, just hair—” “Red?” sniffs Millicent. “Well, if don't know henna by now—” But I shan’t bore you with all that. You see how absolutely un- reasonable Millicent is. Poor, loyal old Kate. It isn’t as if she were like that frightful ass of a _Fortescue, I reply firmly, “you're There's absolutely about Kate. You because she has red — RITE for your copy now and have the i pleasure of planning your next garden dur- | ing the long winter evenings. 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But anyone who's as sheerly beautiful as he is, just can’t be worth a darn. And the pitiful way Millicent falls for the stuff he hands her— But as I started to explain about Adolph Inkles. He’s an awful mut of course. There’s no denying that. But you see, he’s the only person Millicent and I both knew before we were married. G. R. | | So Why All the Fuss? “ARE you aware of the fact,” said the amateur dietitian, “that without vitamins in food people die?” “Well,” replied the amateur hu- morist, “it would appear that quite a few of the world’s inhabitants must be getting them then.” | | Sa WHITING-ADAMS BRUSHES VULCAN RUBBER CEMENTED ‘The kind with perfect mechanical construction and highest gr.de bristles and badger hair. They never shed hairs, cannot come apart, and wear for many years. Perfectly sterilized. Put up and sold in sinitary individual’ packages. Infection cannot come from them. Send for Illustrated Literature JOHN L. WHITING-5. J. ADAMS CO., Boston, U.S.A. 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