Life — February 1, 1923 — page 36: what you’re looking at

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San Trancisco’s famous eMission Within ten minutes’ ride of THE PALACE HOTEL, which is practically the center of the city for all business and social activities, is the Mission Dolores. Built 140 years ago, still in excel- lent condition, it stands today a monument to the zeal and industry of Father Junipero Serra and the mission padres of those picturesque days of California’s early history. In San Gancisco Tts The Palace THE PALACE HOTEL Management Halsey €. Manwaring, Market atNew Montgomery St San Tiancisco. Aspirin | Say “Bayer” and Insist! Unless you see the name “Bayer” on package or on tablets you are not get- ting the genuine Bayer product prescribed by physicians over twenty-two years and proved safe by millions for Colds Toothache Earache Neuralgia Headache Lumbago Rheumatism Pain, Pain Accept “Bayer Tablets of Aspirin” only. Each unbroken package contains proper directions. Handy boxes of twelve tablets cost few cents. Druggists also sell bottles of 24 and 100. Aspirin is the trade mark of Bayer Manufacture of Monoaceticacidester of Salicylicacid. Approbation from Sir Hubert A BritIsHER, watching a game Of baseball, was heard to exclaim, “Though it’s copied from rounders And the players are bounders, It just isn’t cricket.” The Editorial Instinct T happened that the Great States- man also was a newspaper editor, and when he was not engaged in tell- ing the world how to solve its prob- lems he loved to make flying visits to the plant whose daily output was ninety-six columns ; y of adver- tising and the rest propaganda. Wholly unexpected, he drove up to his office and a moment later was seated at the editor’s desk. In a neat pile was a collection of galleys The Great Statesman read the first. “Bosh! Rot! Nonsense!” he sput- tered, heatedly. He grasped a thick pencil and slashed vigorously through the print, deleting passage after passage with firm strokes. His task finished, he looked up and beheld the managing editor watching him. “Here! I've cut that into some- thing that reads like sense,” the Great Statesman informed the watcher. “What in the world is this drivel, anyway ?” The managing editor glanced at the heavily scored proofs and smiled. “They are the advance copies of your next speech,” he said. To Be or Not to Be a Busi. ness Woman (Continued from page 33) warm and indifferent, coquettish and dignified in turn, with no result, She heard he liked efficient business women. She bullied him into givin her a job on his paper. She saw the end in sight. Two days later he received an offer from another paper. He left. When the alarm clock went off the next morning she threw it across the room and tele- phoned in that she resigned. The Orphan At the tender age of fifteen she joined the factory brigade at $22.50 per. She went to night schoo! and learned to be a switch-board opera- tor. She took a position with a Wall Street firm at thirty dollars. A friend got her into the S more Hotel. She talks inti with the F. F.’s of New York daily. She got the right number for the Prince of Wales twice. She knows everything. She could collect a mil- lion dollars hush money yearly, Every seventh day she draws fifty dollars from the management. She needs the money. She can’t resign. Di: B: Nort: Why do they call Dobbs an eccentric millionaire? West: Because he dresses better than his $1,500 clerks. An Easy Way to Remove Dandruff If you want plenty of thick, beauti glossy, silky hair, do by all means of dandruff, for it will starve your hair and ruin it if you don’t. The best way to get rid of dandruff is to dissolve it. To do this, just apply a little Liquid Arvon at night before retiring ; use enough to moisten the scalp, and rub it in gently with the finger tips. By morning, most, if not all, of your dandruff will be gone, and three or four more applications should completely re- move every sign and trace of it. You will find, too, that all itching of the scalp will stop, and your hair will look and feel a hundred times better. You can get Liquid Arvon at any drug store. A four- ounce bottle is usually all that is needed. Tho R. L. Watkins Co., Cleveland, Ohio. =? LOOK AROUND! EVERYBODYS USING WHITING-ADAMS BRUSHES lerry-go-round of Brushes. There are thousands of kinds and sizes of WHITING-ADAMS BRUSHES Your dealer sells them CRG ed get them for you. Send for Ihustrated JOHN L. WHITING - J.J. ADAMS CO., Boston, U.S.A. Brush Makers for Over 3 Years and the Largest in the World. comicbooks.com