Life — November 16, 1922 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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Friendly — bids you come Glorious outdoor life all the sunny winter awaits you in Tucson, garden city of Arizona. Away from slush, snow and winter cold, Tucson, from October to May,revels in a golden procession of spark- fing, sunny days, Golf every day, motoring any time, back-riding, hunting, polo, interesting old mic: sio:.s, colorful Indian life, or just luxurious, lazy enjoyment of the invigorating sunshine—countless opportunities are here for pleasure and physical up- illding, Reduced Fares Half a mile above sea-level, Tucson lies on a level mesa encompassed by gorgeously colored, lofty peaks. Seventy-three swift hours from New York, or only fifty-three from Chicago, and you are in this city of perpetual springtime, Main-line Pullmans via Rock Island Route or Southern Pacific will now bring you at reduced fares, ‘Twenty-five thousand nospitable people in ‘Tucson enjoy excellent hotels, fine stores for shopping, green lawns, and charming homes, clubs, good schodis, the State University, and ease of living conditions’ un- dreamed of in more rigorous climates. Little Rain—Dry Air For rest, play, and physical upbuilding there 1s no finer city. Rainfail is slight. No fogs. The air is dry and crisp. From October to May the mean monthly temperature never exceeds 72 degrees or falls below 49 degrees, SEND TOR BOOKLET Friendly Tueson bids you COME. A modest income will command every picasure and care, New experi- ences, new ; and vibrant health can be foerd here, Theil "4, two-color booklet,“ Man-Puil?~ ing,” will tell more of life in Tucson, ‘Just mail the coupon, TUCSON Sunshine~Climate Club fe Not To-day! OW will you like me Now that winter is here? Dark clothes and furs That mostly women love, Dull my soul—and my looks. White is my color. Cold winds beat my cheeks To pallor Which does not become me. Summer breezes kiss them To rose. Winter snows weary my eyes. But summer green rests them And they are bright. Iam more lovely in June Than to-day. * oe * I think I won’t Take tea with you This afternoon! + OES FES: As the Twig Is Bent, So Do the Nuts Fall HIS is the sort of story about two brothers tnat Sir William S. Gilbert would have put into a “Bab Ballad.” He couldn’t have escaped doing it, for their names were San- derford Cornelius and Albert Henry Volk, whose father and whose mother were two poor but honest folk—there, you see the possibilities ? When young, Sanderford showed every sign of an incipient stage career. He loved to learn little reci- tations, and what was worse, he loved to recite them. And always did. Albert, on the other hand, decided early in life that he would be a po- liceman when he grew up; not an unusual childish desire, and one re- garded indulgently by his parents, who bought him a toy club, cap pis- tol, and a little tin shield. By the time Sandy, as we may now call him, reached high-school age he was in all the senior plays, wore suits just a little too tight for him, and Aspirin Say “Bayer” and Insist! 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Visit your dents Frequently for teeth and gum in spection. ‘And watch your gums yourself Pyorthea, which afflicts four offi pecpleover Forty bes Reais vith tender and bleeding Pope omen loosen and fall ‘out, or must be extracted to rid the system of the poisons generated at their base. Forhan's For the Gums wal prevent Pyorrhea—or check its —if used_in time and consistently. Ordinary den- tifrices cannot do this. Forhan’s keepsthe gumshardandhealthy —the teeth white and clean. Start using it today. IF gum shrinkage has set in use For- han’s according to directions and consult a dentist imme- diately for specisltreatment. 35¢ and 60c tubes in ULS. and Canada. ala of pa, Foran, Be D.e, everybody said he would certainly become an actor if he didn’t settle down pretty soon. But Sandy was made of sterner stuff, and surprised everyone. He actually became an actor, and a good one, too, and now has his own stock company and theatre. His favorite rdles are those of policemen in crook melodramas. And what of little Albert, left alone in the third paragraph? Ah-ha, he fooled them all. When he grew up, he threw away his puerile police paraphernalia in disdain; then he joined the force so he could wear a real shield and carty a regulation billy and revolver. Now he is a crack detective, and is never happier than when his duties call for a disguise of wig, false whiskers and other theatrical artifices. There is no special moral to this, though no doubt there should be: “You never can tell” might do, but it isn’t exactly true, for you us ually can. A.C. M.A comicbooks.com