Life — November 9, 1922 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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AVE, NvLLv) MATTERS The Apologist The mistress, showing the new cook round the kitchen, excused the absence of silver entrée dishes with the re- mark that burglars had recently ran- sacked the place. .“Oh, well, mum,” said the cook, “burglars must live, mustn't thev?” Tit-Bits. And That Goes Bucx: Can you give a definition of an_ orator? Private: Sure. He's a fellow that’s always ready to lay down your life for his country. —American Legion: Weekly. Her Steady Job “How long will it take you to com- plete your trousseau, dearest?” “The rest of my life, I hope, dar- ling.”—Bulletin (Sydney). urse, kets) : Tourist: Is this a quiet place? ig) FisHERMAN: Well, it were, Sir, until folks began coming here to be quiet—Punch. Begg: me ‘i Beggar: Do you 'appen to ‘ave lost yer His Lordship (hurriedly feeling in no. The Lotus Eater The Southern Californian may think himself an adept at making seductive pictures of his end of the state, but he can still learn from the Honolulan out in the North Pacific. Down there they say a drummer from San Francis. co sojourned a month, and when they took him to the homeward-bound steamer and put ‘Jeis around his neck and sang “Aloha Oi” to him a few times, he cried like a baby and said he had forgotten his wife’s first name, —Argonaut The Ruling Passion Tue Swan (at end of summer courtship): When we get back, little girl, you must tell your people and I'll tell mine, and then as soon as possible you will be my little—(catching sight of bearded pedestrian)—BEAVER| —London Opinion, The Intruder A large dog attended a motion pic- ture theater at Ann Arbor the other night, and lay on the floor watching the show quietly and intelligently, not once reading a caption aloud.—Detroit News. me lord? Ah— : ‘Lhen per’aps you can let ave a little assistance, me lord. —Passing Show (Londen). + vou smoking a Corona-Corona?” “Don’t repeat, I heard you the first time.”"—Harvard Lampoon. Lire _is published every Thursday, simultaneously in the United States, Great Britain, Canada and British Possessions. Title registered in U. S. Patent Office. $5.00 a year in advance. Additional postage to foreign countries in the Postal Union, $1.60 a year; to Canada, 80 cents. Back numbers cannot be supplied. The text and illustrations in Lire are copyrighted. For Reprint Rights im Greot Britain opply to Lire, Rolls House, Breams Buildings, Fetter Lane, London, E, C., England. The foreign trade supplied from Lrre’s London Office, Rolls House, Breams Buildings, London, E. C. Canadian distributor,’ The American News Company, Ltd., 386-388 St. James Street, Montreal, Canada. No contributions will be returned unless accompanied by stamped and addressed envelope. Lire docs not hold itself responsible for the loss or non-return of unsolicited contributions. Notice of change of address should reach this afice two weeks prior to the date of issue to be affected. NMUAUTUVOUOTAUOOTOOCUTUOOOTO UOT 2 Cruises Round-the-World the new S.S. *‘Resolute’’ Jan. 9, 1923 the new S.S. ‘‘Volendam’’ Jan. 16, 1923 Eighteen weeks of brilliant travel on cruise-ships con- structed and equipped for travel in both temperate and tropical waters The exceptional twin itineraries include ro- mantic Havana, Panama, San Francisco, Hawaii, the “Paradise of the Pacific” and the famous volcano, Kilauea; 2 weeks in Japan; mysterious China; the Philippines, Zamboanga; Java, the “Garden of the East” with exclusive opportunities to visit the in- terior; Malaya; Burma; three weeks in India with wonderfultripstoCash- mere and so on; Ceylon; Egypt; Italy; andthe Riviera “THE BEST IN TRAVEL” Raymond & Whitcomb Co. Park and Beacon Streets, Boston Philadelohia Chicnto San Francisco vce cUc aaa Mediterranean Cruise S. S. ‘‘Rotterdam’’, sailing Feb. 10, 1923 Sixty-five days in the lands of the ancients Madeira and the sunny Azores; Lisbon and Cadiz, with unusu- al opportunity to see Madrid, = Toledo, Granada, the Alham- bra, Seville, Ronda; proud Gibraltar and Ori- ental Algiers; Ajaccio; and Naples, for visits to Rome, Pompeii and so on Mlustrated Booklet on request South America Cruise S. S. “‘Reliance’’, sailing Feb. 3, 1923 Only 45 days from New York to New York, The ideal short winter vacation. Havana, Panama, Ven- ezuela, Trinidad, Rio de Janeiro, for the magnificent Brazilian Centennial Exposition; Barbados; French West Indies, Virgin Islands, Porto Rico. A unique visit to South America and the Caribbean On your request we will send beautifully illustrated Booklet “THE BEST IN TRAVEL” Raymond & Whitcomb Co. Park and Beacon Streets, Boston Philadelphia Chicago ‘San Francisco Los Angeles Paris London criti shou T sure may of : Pen ing able tha The glo kni bat do wit comicbooks.com