Life — April 20, 1922 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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SEX FACTS MADE PLAIN onrequest » Philadelphia Evolution: Saluting an Officer Alexander, addressing his troops before the walls of Thebes, proclaimed: “And remember, men, when you fall flat | on your faces before ME, it is not a mark of humility or degradation: it is simply a soldierly greeting.” Somehow, that line sounds vaguely familiar—American Legion Weckly. No Flapper “Ts Sue a good girl?” “Is she? Boy, she’s so_innocent she thinks Scott Fitzgerald’s ‘The Beautiful and Damned’ is a picture of a river!” , —Texas Scalper. Ode to Spring—and All That Er—Spring! You perfectly priceless old thing! I'm frightfully bucked at the signs that one sees; The jolly old sap in the topping old trees: The priceless old lilac, and that sort of rot: It jolly well cheers a chap up, does it not} It’s so fearfully bright; : So amazingly right, And one feels as one feels if one got rather tight. There’s a tang in the air, If you know what I mean, And the grass, as it were, Is so frightfully green. We shall soon have the jolly old bee on the wing— Er—Spring. Old fruit! You've given old Winter the boot. The voice of the tailor is heard in the land (I wonder what my rotten credit will stand?), And the birds and the flow'rs (but es. pecially the “birds”) Will be looking too perfectly priceless for words. We shall have to get stocks Of new ties and new socks, And of course we must alter the jolly old clocks ; : So a young fellow’s fancy Turns nat’rally towards The river and Nancie, Or Betty and Lord's. In fact—as I said—you're a priceless old thing— Er—Spring. Old bean! It’s— well, it’s—you know what I mean. It’s time I was oiling the jolly old bat, So, cutting a long story short, and all that, The theme of this jolly old song that I sing Is—er—jolly old Spring! —Desmond Carter, in London Opinion. A Broadway Success “Rotten,” said the critic. “Deficient in spirit and technique.” said the artist. “Tnexctisably vulgar,” said the preacher. “Without ideals or realism,” said the philosopher. “Precisely,” said the producer. show was the hit of the season. —Princeton Tiger. And the Picturesque Log Fires Fairy Fuel sprinkled on your log fir gives the beautiful colorings by buri wood. In the f flames can b blue of the sky of the sea an and gold of 1 sun. Package postpaid $1. 440 just out, Bither or both sent on request. Look for the Pohlson{ things in stores! and gift shops. POHLSON GIFT SHOPS, Pawtucket, RL ALive Proposition for Men Who Can Sell ‘We need a few more reliable men to sell our advertisint thermometers. Made by ‘of ther mometers in the world. ce unnecessary but dF irable. Liberal commissions. Give past employment a ferences. . B. Div. Taylor Instrument Companies, Rochester, N.Y: Tl A Leo Loui: Henr Lee A. H Abra Babe! 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