Life — April 6, 1922 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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- LIF ER WL. DOUGLAS FOR MEN AND WOMEN YOU CAN ALWAYS SAVE MONEY BY WEARING W.L.DOUGLAS SHOES SOLD DIRECT FROM FACTORY THE STAMPED PRICE IS YOUR PROTECTION AGAINST UNREASONABLE PROFITS ‘ALSO MANY STYLES AT ALSO MANY sTvLESAT $5.00 CONSIDER THE EXTRA QUALITY ‘YOV RECEIVE FOR THE PRICE PAID ‘W. L. Douglas shoes are made of the best and finest selected leathers the market affords. We employ the high- est paid, skilled shoemakers, all work- ing with an honest determination to make the best shoes for the price that money can buy. ‘When you need shoes look for a W.L. Douglas store. We own 108 stores lo- cated in the principal cities. You will find in our stores manykindsand styles ‘WHEN YOU BUY W.L.DOUGLAS SHOES $700 & $800 SHOES 65600 of high-class, fine shoes that webelieve \Y are better shoe values for the money than you can buy elsewhere. Our $7.00 and $8.00 shoes are excep- tionally good values. There is one point we wish to impress upon you that is worth dollars for you to remember. W. L. Douglas shoes are put into all of our stores at factory cost. We donot make one cent of profit until the shoes ¥] are sold to you. When you buy shoes at any one of our stores you pay only one small retail profit. No matter where you live, shoe dealers cansupply youwithW.L.Douglasshoes. They cost no more in San Francisco than they do in New York. Insist upon having W. L. Douglas shoes with the name and retail price stamped on the sole. Do not takea substitute and pay and portrait is the best known shoe Trade Mark in the world. It stands for thehighest standard of quality at the low- est possible cost. The intrinsic value of a Trade Mark lies in giving to the con- sumer the equiva: lent of the price paid for the goods. Catalog Free. President one or two extra profits. Order direct w, 7" Douglas Shoe Co., from the factory and save money. 147 Spark St., Brockton, Mass. Sidelight on the Decline and Fall Rome goes wild over “Put and Take.” ‘Shake Into Your Shoes ALLEN’S FOOT-EASE e ‘ae The Powder for the Feet This Antiseptic, Healing powder takes the friction from the shoe, freshens the feet and gives new vigor. Makes tight or new shoes feel easy. At night, when your feet are tired, sore and swollen from walking or dancing, sprinkle ALLEN’S FOOT-EASE in the foot-bath and enjoy the bliss of feet without an ache. Over 1,500,000 pounds of Powder for the Feet So Easy to Use were used by our Army and Navy during the war. In a Pinch, use ALLEN’S FOOT-EASE. Rests the Feet The Caliph’s Easter Ege Scheherazade’s One-Thousand-and Third Tale ae the Sailor and Sailbad the Sinner Hoisted their sails for the Sinbad the Sailor put forth after din- ner, Sailbad the Sinner, at three. Scheherazade the fairytale spinner Waved from the end of the cock» Sinbad the Sailor and Sailbad the Sinner Sought for the Egg of the Roc— Swift as the flight of the thic the bailiff Sailing by compass and chart, Bearing the order Caliph, “Bring me that Egg of my from of Haroun the cart!" Sinbad the Sailor and Sailbad the Sin- ner, Pointing their prows to the \Vest, Craving the honors decreed for the winner, Fared on their glorious quest Coasted the isles that the Harpies in- habit, Searched the Hesperides through; Never an Easter Egg laid by a Kabbit, Only a Roc’s Egg would do. Over delirious deserts they rambled, Over the mountains they toil«| What if the Egg should be fatally scrambled ! (Haroun demanded it boiled.) Djinns they encountered with spiked iron collars, Dragons, enchanters and whales. Need I recount their adventures to scholars Versed in Arabian tales? What is the end of my legend of won- der? (What could the reader expect?) Sinbad the Sailor returned with the plunder, Sailbad the Sinner was wrecked! Arthur Guiterinan. Symptomatic Treatment Doctor: But, my dear sir, | can't prescribe whisky for you unless I am convinced that you need it. What are your symptoms? Patient: What symptoms would you suggest, Doctor? He: George has filed a voluntary petition in bankruptcy. 3 Sue: Another one of those Wall Street failures? He: No. He had his car overhauled comicbooks.com