Life, 1921-12-08 · page 29 of 34
Life — December 8, 1921 — page 29: what you’re looking at
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This page contains three distinct pieces: **"The Hunter" (poem):** A satirical verse about a poor marksman who misses easy targets (rabbit, grouse, duck, moose) but accidentally hits a guide wearing a mackinaw coat from two miles away. The joke: incompetence combined with dumb luck. **"To All Germ Plasms—Get Busy!" (essay):** A humorous commentary on Professor J. Arthur Thomson's biological theory distinguishing between stable "germ plasm" (heredity) and malleable "protoplasm" (environmentally-influenced matter). The satire satirizes both the theory's abstraction and humanity's moral weakness—we're weak because our protoplasm is easily tempted by external influences, unlike our supposedly stable genetic core. **Advertisements:** The page is dominated by ads for Valet AutoStrop Razor and Liquid Arvon dandruff treatment, plus a Parker Fountain Pen ad. The predominance of advertising reflects *Life*'s business model as a commercial magazine, not purely satirical content.
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The Hunter MITH, who had the hunting habit, Ran across a snowshoe rabbit. He missed it. Later, a most unwary grouse Offered a target like a house. He missed it. Snug in his blind, it was his luck Almost to touch a floating duck. He missed it. When, broadside on, among the spruce There paused a quite enormous moose, He missed it. Two miles away, a mackinaw Worn by a guide he briefly saw. He hit it. Inigo Ink. To All Germ Plasms—Get Busy! HILE the rest of us have been rubbing along, trying to make both ends come within as respectable a distance of each other as the govern- ment will allow, the biologists have not been idle. One of the most eminent of Arthur Thomson, if he has not | ade new discovery, has at least iormulated a new theory. It appears that cach one of us has a germ plasm, and t no matter what else happens, that germ plasm is stable. Outside of the germ plasm, as far as the eye can reach, there is nothing but protoplasm. We do what we ought not to according as the protoplasm of which we are quite largely made is acted upon by heredity or environment. But our germ plasm keeps right on doing business at the old stand When Professor Thomson writes of the “inertia” of the main inheritance, what he means is that the protoplasm is in reality all the rest of us which is preyed upon by deterrent influences. We are weak in proportion as our germ plasm is surrounded by protoplasm. A dent can be made in protoplasm at any time by anyone who happens to come along and tempt us. Protopiasm, in short, is the great ielder, the great giver-in. What we An Easy Way to Remove Dandruff If you want plenty of thick, beautiful, glossy, silky hair, do by all means get rid of dandruff, for it will starve your hair and ruin it if you don’t. The best way to get rid of dandruff is to dissolve it. To do this, just apply a little Liquid Arvon at night before retiring; use enough to moisten the scalp, and rub it in gently with the finger tips. By morning, most, if not all, of your dandruff will be gone, and three or four more applications should completely re- move every sign and trace of it. You will find, too, that all itching of the scalp will stop, and your hair will look and feel a hundred times better. You can get Liquid Arvon at any drug store. A four- iS aes THE RAZOR THAT SHARPENS ITS OWN BLADES Silver plated razor, strop, year’s supply of blades, in compact case— $5.00 men choose for men Three times as many bought at Christmas as in any other month of the year—that’s what many dealers report about their sales of Valet AutoStrop Razors. And they say that 75% of them are bought by men, by satisfied users who see in Christmas an opportunity o let their friends in on a good thing. It’s the safety razor that sharpens its own blades on a straight leather strop—that saves a man money every month in the year. A few quick strokes and he gets a new, keen edge—a comfortable, smooth shave morning after morning. Strops, shaves and cleans without removing the blade. Ask any dealer for a demonstration today. It will ounce bottle is usually all that is needed. Tho R. L. Watkins Co., Cleveland, Ohio. settle one or more of your of attractive sets, $5.00 to $: VALET gift problems. A variety $25.00. AutoStrop Razor Saves constant blade expense now expect of the biologists is that they shall all get together and discover a method of making it stick up for itself in each of us. And our germ plasms ought to help. It’s all very well for them to go on being the same; we have nursed and fed them long enough. Let them help us put the house in order. Wuen we drank rum we were not really happy—we only thought we were. Under prohibition we don’t even think we are happy: ‘ I'm glad I said PARKER Fountain Pen a ae | comicbooks.com