Life, 1921-09-01 · page 32 of 35
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This is a humorous short story about a man recounting a ghost story to friends. James begins melodramatically describing a night spent in a "Haunted Room," but his friends constantly interrupt and mock his clichéd storytelling—they anticipate his every banal phrase ("the night is dark and gloomy") and sarcastically sing along. The joke satirizes overwrought Victorian ghost-story conventions: the pompous narrator, the sepulchral atmosphere, the predictable plot beats. When James finally reaches the climax—preparing to shave and apparently encountering something horrifying in the mirror—the story's absurdity peaks. The satire mocks both the tired tropes of supernatural fiction and the self-important manner in which people retell such tales. The page is primarily advertisements for toiletries (Mum deodorant, Evans's Depilatory, etc.), typical of Life magazine's content during this era.
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New York The Victorian Room—and James #o HE night is dark and gloomy,’ said James, in a pompous voice; “Jet us be banal.” “That means,” said Janet, “that you have a ghost story you want to tell us.” James sat up suddenly and stared at her in mock consternation. Then he sank back again on the hearth-rug. “You are right,” he admitted. We composed ourselves in sepulchral attitudes. “The night was dark and gloomy .” he began. “Cut... that... right... we sang in a crescendo chorus. “The night was clear and cheerful. At any rate it was night.” He paused. “Go on!” “I was staying with my old friend . Thingummy. ‘James,’ he said, ‘you won’t mind sleeping in a Haunted Room, will you?’ And I answered . . .” “Yes, we all know what you an- swered,” Janet interrupted; “that of course you weren’t afraid, and didn’t be- lieve in ghosts.” “There you are wrong,” said James. “I begged him, with tears, to put me in another room, and told him I was scared to death of them. So he rang for the Thirteenth Butler and told him to put me in the Victorian room. That sounded quite modern and sort of homely; so al- though my teeth chattered loudly all along the passages, I felt quite reassured when I got there and found all the usual bell-pulls and red plush curtains and things. Grained furniture, too: I could see it through the dressing-room door. So I hung my little glass up and put my razor in the hot water, and prepared to shave.” Here James stood up, struck a dra- matic attitude, and continued in a sing- song cantillation. To help him out we kept up an accompaniment of gentle groans. i “T had hardly set my hand to the razor to lift it out, when—happening to glance up—I saw, in the glass—on my bed—a jugulated corpse. Blood oozed over the pillows and sheets. Horror rippled over me in waves; for I saw that that grin- ring, twisted mask of a face on the pil- low was my own! “The room swam round me in great sweeping spirals. I tried to turn, to let go of my razor, to shriek; but I was paralyzed! “The impotence of nightmare was upon me. My eyes were glued to the horrid, distorted sight in the glass. The Thing on the bed had me in a thrall: I could not scream; I could not let go of :he razor; I could not move it in the water. “All at once I felt the force that held it there relax; it suddenly seemed to be lifted out without my aid. Out of the corner of my eye I could see my white, 30 out!” ANNs NN ——< the skin —~ _Don’t forego the pleasure of outdoor life because the sun and wind coarsen and roughenyour skin. The regular use of Resinol Soap and Ointmentis al:nost sure to offset these effects. Resinol Soap rids the pores of dust and oil, and Resinol Ointment soothes the chapped and roughened skin. Sold by all druggists, Resinol Burning, smarting shaves — how to relieve them SE Ingram’s Therapeutic Shaving Cream—it does away with all irri- tation, prevents skin inflammation. 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