Life — July 15, 1920 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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:AUT SCISSORS Hard, Hard Times She was a “Daily Shopper” for one of the city’s department stores. Her compan- ion, an elderly man, was saying, “ Well, any- way, this work will fit you to be a good wife: You'll know how and where to b “Oh, yes, I'll know where and how to buy, all right,” said the girl. “ But I guess if | do marry I'll never have as much money to spend as I'm spending now.” “Well, that's the same kind of a position I'm in,” said the man. “I married so that I'd have 1 wife to sew buttons on my shirts. And nowadays I can't afford the shirts.” New York Evening Sun. Sounds Like Hashimura’s Work Rule 2 for motorists in Japan runs as K. O. As Corrected The village paper intended to enlogize the local veteran as “‘one of the most dis. tinguished of our battle-scarred heroes.” A lapsing proof-reader let it be printed “battle-scared.” Of course the irate colo- nel demanded an apology and correction The following issue announced that by mis take reference had becn made to Colonel Brown which failed to express the high esteem in which he was held by his fellow citizens, and that the sentence sho; read: “Colonel Brown was one of distinguished of our bottle —Everybods Knew What to Expect Bitie: My dad must have been dread fully wicked when he was a boy Bon: Why? Biturr “Cos he knows so exactly what questions to ask me when he wants to know what I have been doing —Japan Advertiser follows: “When a passenger of the foot THE RIGHT TO STRIKE A uirtie boy, asked by his parents what heave in sight tootle the horn trumpet to BUT WHERE DOES HIS FUN CoME IN? musical instrument he would prefer to him melodiously at first. If he still ob- learn, said, “I guess I'll learn to play the stacles your passage tootle him with vigor Ir would appear that the word “ concur- phonograph.” The boy had merely caught and express by word of mouth the warning : rent” means anything you want it to mea the spirit of the times—let somebody else “Hit Hil’ "—Boston Tranceript. except concurrent. —N. Live is published every Thursday, simultaneously in the United States, Great Britain, Canada and British Possessions, Title registered in U. S. Patent Office. $5.00 a year in advance. itional postage to foreign countries in the Postal Union, $1.s0 a year; to Canada, 75 cents. Single current copies, 13 cents. Back numbers, after three months from date of publ Issues prior to 1910 out of print The text and i tare copyrighted. For Reprint Rights in Great Britain apply to Lire, Rolls House, Buildings, Fetter Lane, L | Bld Bamps ta ationery The Paper you write your let- ters on can be merely a cold sub- stance, orit can be the medium that conveys your ideals to your cor- respondent. Old Hampshire Stationery is made 2s good as expert paper makers using the best materials can make it, and then an_intangible something is added. This something is individu- ality A few samples may help you find the paper that expresses your in- dividuality. May we send them to you? Fine Stationery Departwent G HampsuirE Paper Co. Sout Havtey Farts, Mass. Mabers of Old Hampshire Bend York World, do the work.—Salina (Kan.) Journal. _ The foreign tra supplied from Live's London, Ofice, Rolls House, Breams B. Canadian distributor, J. R. Tanguay, 386-388 St. James § ed unless accompan If responsible for the loss or now fice two weeks prior to YOUR FUTURE HAPPINESS AND HERS —are clearly reflected in the mystic crystal. After you have replaced the old crank by the MOTROLA, the soft, languorous strains of an Oriental serenade will not be rudely marred by your phonograph inopportunely “running down”. The MOTROLA winds your phonograph electrically to the proper tension. It fits any make of phonograph and does not mar the finest cabinet. Ask your dealer to show you how the MOTROLA works, or write for the nearest MOTROLA dealer’s name. JONES-MOTROLA, Inc. 29 W. 35th St., New York 57 E. Jackson Blvd., Chicago 315 S. Broadway, Los Angeles comicbookSeom