Life, 1919-07-10 · page 32 of 50
Life — July 10, 1919 — page 32: what you’re looking at
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This page primarily contains **advertisements and filler humor** rather than political cartoons. The "Aut Scissors Aut Nullus" section presents three brief satirical jokes about everyday life: 1. A couple's circular financial logic—he can't live on his income, so she must economize; yet she can't dress on her allowance, so he must economize for her. 2. A politician advocating for better roads while opposing the taxes to fund them. 3. A woman demanding a husband with "common sense," which her companion dismissively says won't happen. These are genteel domestic humor typical of early 20th-century Life magazine—poking fun at marriage economics, political hypocrisy, and gender relations without sharp bite. The page also includes an "Authority" advice column and "After-War Devices," plus substantial advertising for Girard cigars and Dunlop golf balls. The cartoons are generic illustrations rather than pointed political satire.
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AUT SCISSORS } AuT NULLUS All Nicely Arranged “Oh, yes, it’s all nicely arranged. Jack has found it practically impossible to live on his income, and he needs me to econo- mize for hii “ But, my dear, you have found it prac- tically impossible to dress yourself on your allowance,” said her chum, “ True,” she admitted, “and so I need him to economize for me. It's a splen- did arrangement, don’t you think so?” —Boston Transcript. “Tm ag’in better roads,” said a prom inent citizen of Peeweecuddyhump. “It y for people to yet —Kansas City Star. way is too blamed from here now “Tne YOUNG mon sense! man T marry must aid haughtily. he replied bitterly ondon Ans she “He won't!” “KER MAN, YOU SAVED MY LIFE. HEKE'S ‘@ DOLLAR For ‘YOu. CUTTLE" has two meanings, and the YER MONEY, WHAT D'VR THINK 1 a An Authority Mrs. Hartt: Yes, I have no doubt there are unhappy marriages, but really I cannot understand how they are pos. sible. Now, there’s George and I, we He says he could not are so devoted. You really are to be congratulated, both of you. By the way, how long have you been married? Mrs. Hartr: Just a week the day after to-morrow.—Tit-Bits, After-War Devices Nail brushes are nailed to the wall above the washstands in a London club. “You don’t mean to say,” a visitor said, “that the members steal the nail brushes, and you have to nail them said the porter. “ Not that, sir, Many of our members now have only one We nail our nail brushes to the wall so they can use them.” —Ladies’ Home Journal. arm. German fleet h s emphasized both, —IWall Street Journal. AM? A PROFITEEK?” Lire is published eve Possessions, Title registered in U.S, Patent Offi jonal postage to foreign countries in the Postal Unio Single current copies, 10 cents, Back numbers, aft ation, 25 cents, Issues prior to 1910 out of print. strations in Live are copyrighted. epply to Lire, R Never gets on your nerves Doctors recommend it and smoke it too Antonio Roig and Langsdorf. makers Philadelphia EE ee 15¢ 2 for 25¢ Other sizes 10¢ and up Thursday, simultaneously in the United States, Great Britain, $5.00 a year $1.04 a year; three months in Great Britain . C., England. Live is for cale by all newsdealers in Great Britain and be obtained from book Hers in all the principal cities in the world. The foreign trade supplied 's London Office, Rolls House, Breams Buildings, London, E. C. ‘0 contributions will be returned unless accompanied by stamped and elope. Live docs not hold itself responsible for the loss or non-return licited contributions. Notice of chang issue to be affec of address should reach this office ten days prior to Dunlop “Vacs” a B= most popular golf balls used by the tournament winners on the beautiful links here illustrated, in the shadow of Mount Washington in the heart of the White Mountains, are almost invariably the famous Dunlop “Vacs” They are used because they are dependable—first, last and allthetime. Their bal- ance is true toa hair; shape geometrically exact; weight, accurate to a milligram with a resiliency to delight the long driver and an un- surpassed steadiness in put- ting. Dunlop Vac No. 29, $1.00 each Dunlop Vac No. 31, $1.00 each Large stocks constantly arrivivs ‘from England. Bay them of your prefessions Ountop RubberCo., Ltd. Founders of the Preumati Tyre Industry BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND New York: T.W. Niblet Suite 2014-V, 395 Fith Ave. Toronto, Dunlop Tireand RubberGoodsCo.,. Ltd