Life — April 24, 1919 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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Kindness Itself Senator Watson said at a dinner wr lad we didn’t show any tolerance toward conscientious objectors, during the war. There was somethir wkish about those fellows. A_ conscientious objector said when he was drafted: ‘T couldn’ ir. Ob, no, sir; L couldn't kill an y.' The recruiting officer looked steadily at the pale, lank, writh ing creature. ‘Couldn't you kill a Ger- man he asked. ‘Oh, no, sir,’ said the conscientious objector. ‘Oh, no, indeed, sir, Why, sir, ma ordered me to drown some kittens last week, and the poor little things eried so much [ just had to warm the water for them.’ "Argonaut. Subterfuge Mes, Max: Stupid! Why in the world did you get seats for “ Madame Butterfly,” when T distinctly told you T wanted to hear “ Pagliacci"? Max: To preserve my dignity. When T reached th fo how to pronounce that thing tfialo Express. icket win The Vacation for Outdoor Men and Women | The summer climate is always cool and invigorating in ‘The | "an “Highlands of Ontario, jada's lovely Vacation’ region. E ple enjoyed out doors—fishing. | swimming and camping. 3 Tromk Mailway Usted Parke Ke i ak Bide. Detrot, Mich. 4 '70 Broadway, New York City,N.Y. 6 BELL-ANS Hot water Sure Relief BELL-ANS| FOR INDIGESTION PREFER, Bnd to any other cigarette. aes fe pas Goer philosop! Z man has consciow: decorates fattered, “I did well ¢ a benefit Let us who hav lows tha Fully Qualihed They were ars for successful careers, and a famous playwright, who was one of the party, that the stage offered the ities for beginners, As 1 qualifications easiest oppo some doubt was thrown on this claim, he produced a letter from a man who wished to be engaged for his new play, which was about to be produced. The letter ran as follows: “Reverend Sir: Wishing to yo on the stage, would like to a in your play Have been a market gardener for some bankrupt, have decided to take up acting. the same re- quiring no capit Tam no longer young, but six icet. Have mastered a book on elocu- tion, and am fond of late hours.” years, but, havi ct two in my stocking “Wuy do you attend the m the club if you don’t enjoy them “ [find so much there to criticis —Detroit Free Press, WHAT HAPPENS TO THR MAN WHO IS ANNOYED BY SMALL THIN A Permanent Job Some school children were as retell in their own words the s which they had just listened. ¢ did his best, and wound up the recit with the statement “At last the king died, and Han ried the princess. Hans was the job, for he was a poor boy | —Harper POWDER IN SHOES AS WELL AS UNS Foot-Ea:e to Bo Added to Equipment 9 Ho«pital Corps at Fort Wayne. Under the above heading the Detroit ree Pres, among other things says: ‘The theory ts that soi diers whose feet are in good condition can wal further and faster than soldiers who hay bunions incased in rawhide.” The Plattsburg Camp Manual advises men training to shake Foot~Ease in t morning. There is no foot comforter equal Foot= ¢, the antiseptic, healing po shaken into the shoes and’ sprinkled Dath, for hot, tired, aching, perspiring, swolleng tender feet, corus, bunions, callouseS. What wouldn't you give tol of one days pain of your corns and buni is relief for every day. You won't realize you havo tried Allen's Foot=Ease your simply forget all about your fect they so comfortable. Ask your druggist to-day fors package of ALLEN’S FOOT—EASE. FOR 23 CIGARS “MADE AT KEY WEST comicbooks.com