Life, 1918-01-03 · page 9 of 40
Life — January 3, 1918 — page 9: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
The page contains two distinct pieces: **Top image ("The Willowbys' Ward"):** A domestic scene showing well-dressed women and men gathered around what appears to be a birthday celebration. The caption indicates the girls are giving "the Professor a kiss for his birthday"—a lighthearted social comedy about etiquette and propriety in domestic settings. **"The Flaming Sword":** A poem by McClandsburgh Wilson with accompanying illustration of soldiers in combat. The verse uses medieval/religious imagery ("sword of flame," "celestial gate") as metaphor for military conflict, likely referencing World War I. **Bottom joke:** A manufacturer-and-partner exchange about raising prices versus reducing weight—a business satire presumably about wartime profiteering or product quality compromise. The page mixes domestic humor with war-related content typical of WWI-era Life magazine.
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| } | THE WILLOWBYS' WARD. 32 } Li HY MOLLY, THE GIRLS ALL AGREE TO GIVE THE PROFESSOR A KISS POK INS BIRTHDAY f The Flaming Sword HEN the brutal Teuton came ‘air Verdun as prey to claim, There was drawn that sword of flame— “They shall not pass!" It has turned him once again On the far Venetian plain He has heard the stern refrain— “They shall not pass!” This shall be his outeast fate: Evermore that sword shall wait, Guarding the celestial gat “They shall not pass!” MeLandburgh Wilson, ANUFACTURER: Shall we raise the price or shorten the weight? Disgusted Sergeant: THAT'S RIGIT, WILLIE TE VE CAN'T STICK “eM, HIT ‘Patt His Partxer: Why not do both? [ xun | comicbooks.com