Life — December 13, 1917 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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AUT Scissors ) Aut NULLUS What It May Come To Stavey: Please, mum, the coal ration has come, There are thirty-one little lumps—that’s ten for the drawing-room and ten for the dining-room and ten for the kitchen. If you please, what shall I do with the lump over? —London Opinion, He Recognized Her “You don’t know me, do you, Bobby ?” asked a lady who had recently been bap- tized. “Sure I do,” piped the youth the lady what went in swimming with the preacher last Sunday Working the Market 'y wife watches the sugar market “You're She borrows when it’s high and pays back when it’s low.” —Kansas City Journal. small way Lire is published every Thur Canada and British Possessions. in advance. Ai to Canada, s2 cents. Single current copies, 10 cents. from date of publication, 25 cents. Issues prior to 1 The text and illustrations in Lire are copyrighte apply to Lit, Rolls House, Breams Buildings, F Sold by the case by good grocers and druggists, also at fountains, hotels, clubs, restaurants. It contains no cereal or grain products needed by our government or allies, THE CLICQUOT CLUB COMPANY Millis, Mass., U.S. A, “PROSIT Great Britain, oy a year; fter three months Great Britain . England, Off the Griddle hotel was overcrowded, and a very fat man had been “foreed to spend the night on a wire cot minus blatket and mattress. “How did you sleep?” clerk the next morning “Oh, [slept all right,” the fat man as- sured him, “but I certainly looked like a wafile when [got up this mor: inquired “Tavs any troubles in getting your money hack?” “Not a bit purchaser, But Ty replicd the dissatisfied tthe worst of it, as usual, The price of the article had jumped so by the time I got back to the store that they made a profit by getting it in stock again.”"—Washington Star, Al QUANDARY is not a wild ani- mal, But if you are in a quan dary about a matter just now of world- wide interest you will find how to ge out of it by r ring to page 992 this issue. le by all newsdealers in Great Britain and may be obtained from boot all the principal cities in the world." The foreign. trade supplied fren on Office. Kolls House, Breams Bu s, London, E. I be returned unless accompanied by ‘stamped and addressed ot hold itself responsible for the toss or non-return of unse should reach this ¢ ten days prior to the date of “YOU AKE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL LADY IN THE WOxLD be otk] RQREVERRRBEEL