Life — October 4, 1917 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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OU R_ CONTEMPO FOOLIS ARIES Dealing in ——— The old millionaire and his beautiful bride, after their quiet wedding, had a quict wedding breakfast a dewr. Astra- Khan caviar, eggs pompadour, a truffled chicken, fresh California peas, ch pagne—so the quict breakfast ran. “ My dear,” said the old millionaire, as the fruit course, a superb Florida melon, came on, “tell me, dear "—and he laid his withered hand on her young one— | “do you love me for what I am or for what I was? The beau ul girl smiled down from the window into the admiring eyes of a then young clubman who was passin; she bent her clear, considering the gray ruin opposite and replied: aa love you, George, for what you will «© York Globe. be.” A grave tooth danger— tender, relaxing gums YYORRHEA, with a premature loss of teeth. is almost inevitable if you do not properly care for your gums, Here is the explanation: As you age the body tissves naturally relax. 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Abner, ain't that nice?” said the girl. in’t what nice?” asked Abner “Why, the popcorn; it smells so aw fully good,” replied the girl “It does smell kind 0° fine.” drawled the youth. “I'll jest drive a little closer so you can get a better smell.” —Phitadelthia Ledger. In a Pinch, use ALLEN'S FOOT-EASE n his knees re ying at A Litiee boy was night, and house, was present “Te is a pleasure,” she said to him, afterwards, “to hear you saying your prayers so well. You speak so earnestly and seriously, and mean what you say, one ntic, sta and care about it.” “Ah!” he answered, “ah, but, auntie, you should hear me gargle!” —Tit-Bits, A Newty published book tells of a tramp who found twelve thousand dollars and with it got into society. Not an or- i dinary teainp if be did with twelve thew * | An efficiency expert. | —Courier-Journal, sand dollars, Absolutely Removes Indigestion. One package proves it. _25¢ at all druggists. PAGE's CHINA 10* HE first question Christopher Co- lumbus asked the friendly Indians iwhen he discovered America was con- cerning the whereabouts of Lire office. “T have long been a regular subscrib to that cleverest of American publica- tions,” he said, “and I should like tu see where it is published.” CEMENT JANOS HOT AND COLD WATER comicbooksssom TT RAY Rentre Le the