Life — February 8, 1917 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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234 “Know Thyself” A stout, baggage-laden, old English gentleman was trying to make a hurried exit from a railway carriage, At the door he stumbled on the foot of a brawny Scot. “Hoots, toots, mon!” groaned the Highlander. “Canna ye look whaur ye're going? Hoot, mon, hoot!” The burdened traveler slammed the door behind him and shouted through the window : “Hoot yourself! I am a traveler, not an automobile."—Argonaut. Real Poverty “Here's a heart-rending account of a chorus girl's privation.” “Lives in a hall bedroom, I suppose, and doesn’t get enough to cat?” “Oh, no. It seems she's the only girl in the company who doesn't own a limousine."—Birmingham Age-Herald. “NOW REMEMBER, Lire. is published every Thursday, simultaneously in the Canada and British Possessions, Title registered in U. S. Patent Office. $5.00 a year in advance. Additional postage to foreign countries in the’ Postal Union, $1.04 a year; to Canada, 52 cents. le current copies, 10 cents, Back numbers, after three months Issues prior to 1910 out of print. The text and illustrations in Live are copyrighted. For Reprint Rights Greet Britain epply to Lire, Rolls House, Breams Buildings, Fetter Lane, London, E gland, nited States, Great Britain, DEAR, THAT THIS KNOT 18 YOR YOU NOT TO FORGET ALL THE OTHER KNOTS She Was All Right There lives in Providence a very mat- ter-of-fact man whose wife is, and always has been, a bit sentimental and fond of trying to draw from husband those little endearments he has ever failed to fur- nish, “T suppose,” said she, on one occasion, “if you should meet some pretty girl you would cease to care for me. “What nonsense you talk!” said bus- band. “What do I care for youth or beauty? You suit me all right.” —New York Times. Defined at Last At a large dinner-party at Hatfield a bumptious young man, very much up-to- date, was teasing his neighbor, an old- fashioned squire, whom Lord Salisbury highly appreciated. The young man con- stantly referred to him as “ Philistine. At last the old gentleman testily replied : “T don’t know what you mean by a Philistine.” “Don't you?” said Lord Salisbury. “(A Philistine is a gentleman who is an- noyed by the jaw-bone of an ass.” —Tit-Bits, sss WY Lire is for sale by all newsdealers in in.and may be obtained from beeb sellers im all the, principal cities in the world: The foreign, trade supplied fre Lire’s London Office, Rolls House, Breams Buildings, London, No contribution will be returned unless accompanied by stamped and address envelope. Lire does not hold itself responsible for the loss or non-return of sem licited contributions. Notice of change of address should reach this office ten days prior to the dete issue to be paste, De eb ecied. I Because it is a delicious’ spark- ling spring water for the table— also a corrective in all acidosis conditions of the system. 15 ‘of Lithia Salts to the gallon. Sold everywhere in splits, pints and quarts only. Don’t accept ordinary waters. Insist on genuine ‘beesled ot The Cryverte - WAUKESHA .WIS. CASCADE PURE WHISKY. Wieatt skill plays its part in the distilling, and care plays its part in grain selection end in purification, time plays a lone part in the aging of Cascade: Hence its wholesome mellowness. Original Bottling has Old Gold Label GEO. A. DICKE TCOMPANY, Dis Ylers ‘NASH , TENN. comicbooks.com