Life, 1916-09-28 · page 7 of 41
Life — September 28, 1916 — page 7: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertisements and advice columns** rather than political satire. The main cartoon appears in the lower left: a man in formal attire holds a golf club while a woman in an elaborate dress sits nearby. The caption reads "GRACIOUS! MISS BULD, YOUR HAIR IS LIGHT, ISN'T IT?" — likely a humorous comment about the Pétrole Hahn hair product advertised above. The rest of the page contains: a "Schools" section describing Squirrel Manor Coeducational School's curriculum (presented somewhat humorously with absurd courses like "Japanese juggling" and "Pie eating from champagne glasses"); product advertisements (Sexology book, Bell-Ans antacid, Dunlop Golf balls, Morley Phone); and a brief "Cats" editorial discussing their pest-control value. **This is not primarily satirical content.**
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ota ee ’ Pétrole Hahn Effective for Natural Beauty q EAUTIFUL hair is glossy, wavy, abun- dant-looking. ‘The crowning charm of personality is beautiful hair. Petrole Hahn bestows that charm, It will feed and cleanse your hair and bring out all its natural beauty. You will do wellto try a bottle. PARK & TILFORD Sole Agen:s New York Sizes $1.40 and $1.00 at dealers or by parcel peat SEXOLOGY by William H. Walling, A.M., M.D. imparts in a clear, wholesome way, in one vi “Gracious! MISS BULD, YOUR HAIR IS LIGHT, ISN'T IT?” |}DUNLOP 8as Fo help you win! THEY are remarkable for dis- | + tance, steadiness, and for P accuracy | These, the great fav- | orites of England and Scotland, are now wonderfully popular ia the U.S. Use Danlops and lower your score! Try "29" of 31 | For sale by golt professionals, 89 per orem 75e eah The Dunlop Rubber Co., Ltd., Birmingham, Eng. Schools RE you looking for a school for your girl or boy? Why not send them to Squirrel Manor Co-ed School? We take them at any age and equip them for absolutely useless lives, or fit them for any of the big asylums or private sanatoriums for the insane. Highest references from head keepers everywhere. See studies below: PREPARATORY JUVENILE Courst First Year— Roller skating upon the hands. Making animals of popcorn. Trilling upon high “C." Making paper lace curtains. Undressing to music. Second Year— Elementary crocheting. Eclectic poster collecting. Finger nail polishing. Rope skipping. Protozoa. Third Year— Mud daubing. Japanese juggling. Constructing birds’ nests. Prolonged “ R” rolling. Analyzing teachers’ complexions. Intermepiary Ectectic Course First Year— Construction of ant-hill fortifica- tions. Daily thesis upon symbolism of Mother Goose. Matchin, Memorizing great poems backward. Second Year— Translating insurance policies. Fly-specking as a fine art. Advanced mumble peg. Dining-table decoration. Crassica Course First Year— Hasty construction of best sellers. (Text book by Robert Chambers.) Kamchatkan alphabet. Russian dancing. Second Year— Indian tomahawk throwing. Glow-worm culture. Pie eating from champagne glasses. The influence of Futurist painters upon Theodore Roosevelt. Write for terms and prospectus to Business DerartMent, Sgurrret, Manor ScHoot, Nuts-ON-THE-GRAY MATTER, Harvey Peake. ‘m afraid you went to sleep during that learned discourse,” said the woman with a strong sense of duty “Yes,” replied her husband, “ when it started I was afraid I wouldn't. —Dalias Ni HE name Hollenden stands for all that is best in food, its variety and service. To dine at the Hollenden is to get plenty of really good things to eat; to have those things served in an attractive way and to have a wide range of choice—at break- fast, for instance, eggs in forty- two styles h the privilege of ordering any unlisted combination you can think of. European Plan, rs Rates, with bat James H. Thompson, ) She Hollenden, Cleveland BELL-ANS |Absolutely Removes Indigestion. One package |proves it. 25c at all druggists. Cats piror or Tuk Grose, Sir—Re Dr. Crane's article on cats: ts kill countless millions of rats and fieldmice every year. These damage farmers’ crops as much as insects. Also breed disease. Ask General Blue, U. S. A,, also Department of Agriculture, for exact figures. Further, in Jamaica they wished to protect the birds from snakes. So they imported mongooses. The mongooses ate the snakes all right. Then they ate the birds. Now there's neither a snake nor a bird in Jamaica. But it is full of rats. Big rats. Millions of rats. The snakes used to eat them Better let Nature take her own course: —C. C., Globe. Syavarueric Steaxcer: Hullo! old chap—fallen in? Unrortunate Ancter (sarcastically) : Well, you don't suppose this is perspira tion, do you?—Passing Show. “DON’T SHOUT” “I can hear you with the MORLEY tems conlotable:inepentne "No sta “wies ot rae. Can be “The’ Morley Phone ‘for the DEAF in to the care what glasses are to the eyes. Write Fer Free Booklet testimosials of Sill over the country. It describes | causes of deafness: tells how and why the MORLEY PHONE: affords relied. Over a quarter of a million sold. THE MORLEY CO., Dept. 770, Perry Blde., Phila. comicbooks.com