Life — December 30, 1915 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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TERE if LL ‘Wasn't Interested in Chautauquas Vi VY Y This story was told by Admiral Dewey gy ie: by of the United States Navy. Ast co). One afternoon the business agent for a Chautauqua went to a prosperous town | to see some of the natives with regard to booking a performance and finally one Rank Injustice “Pa,” inquired a seven-year-old secker after the truth, “is it true that school- teachers get pa * “Certainly it is,” said the father. “ Well, then,” said the youth indignant- ly, “that ain't right. Why should the teachers get paid when us kids do all the work? "—Ladies’ Home Journal, landed in the office of Jones. “Yes, Iam Mr. Jones,” said the occu- pant. “What can I do for you?” “T called to see you about a Chatau- qua,” returned the visitor. “Nothing doing,” curtly “My wife and I have already Jones. interrupted decided on a car of another make.” —Kansas City Star. “What has become of the candidate who used to have his photo taken beside a load of hay?" “He may be a little out of date. How- ever, no candidate has as yet mustered up the nerve to have his photo taken be- side a stock ticker.” —Lonisville Courier-Journal. The Remedy “told father I loved you more than any girl I've ever met.” “ And what did father say?” “He said to try and meet some more girls."—Puget Sound Trail. “Yes,” said Mrs. Twickenbury, “ they were very careful about that infectious First Lapy yer—strike me! Strike me then—I defy Srconp Lapy: Ugh! 1 wouldn't flat- membraneous croup. They had anec ter yer by altering the shape of yer face. 7 THERE GOES THE dotes hanging up all over the house.” ks —London Opinion. —Baltimore Sun. an w is published every Thursday, simultaneously in the United States, Great Britai Lire is for sale by all newsdealers in Great Rritain and may be obtained from book. iy ritish Possessions. oo a year in advance. Additional postage to sellers in all the principal cities in the world. The foreign trade supplied froo th tries in the Postal Union, $1.04 a yeats to Canada, s2 cents. Single cur. Lirt’s London Office, Rolls House, Breams Buildings, London, E. C. 5 10 cents. Back numbers, after three months from date of publication, No contribution will be returned unless accompanied by stamped and addressed a 25_cents. Issues prior to 1910 out of print. envelope. Lire does not hold itself responsible for the loss or non-return of wee ar The text and illustrations in Live are copyrighted. For. Reprint Rights iw Great licited contributions. 2 Britain apply to Live, 114 Southampton Row, London, WW’, C. Prompt notification should be sent by subscribers of any change of address. i = = . bi r M in : “ HE advice to “keep a good e lo table and don’t forget the ic ladies” came fittingly from the — ra high-class great Emperor of France. From pee ee is France we now get the match- 7 less epicurean gift of Perrier . Water. And to complete the 1 accord with Napoleon’s advice, . the subtle delicacy of Perrier " appeals particularly to ladies. Ai v i Perrier is bottled at the Springs in the South of France amidst the glorious French vineyards. There is no saltiness in Perrier, the great reason why it combines so perfectly with Wines and Spirits. N.B.—A glass of Perrier alone or with a slice of lemon in the early morning is invaluable in gout and uric acid troubles—the bugbear of middle-age. The enthusiasm for France inspired by Lafayette is re-inspired by Perrier. Bubbling with its own Carbonic Gas. Obtainable at all high-class Hotels, Restaurants and Grocers. WILLIAMS & HUMBERT, Agents, 1188 Broadway, New York ——EEE —) comicbooks.com