Life — July 15, 1915 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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sAUT SCISSORS ) Aut NULLUS A woman from the South visiting New York for the first time was much agitated when, after being conveyed through the Hudson tube, she found herself in an- other subway. Rushing up to a knowing- looking individual, she asked, in an ated tone: Sir, do please tell me where is New York?” “1 said he, with the utmost it’s right at the top of those stairs."—Harper’s. Magazine, The Rewards of Punishment “ Doctor,” called the small boy, “come up to our house quick!” “Who is sick at your house?” doctor. Everybody but me. I'd been naughty, so they wouldn't give me any of the nice mushrooms pa picked in the woods.” —Ladics’ Home Journal. asked A PRIVATE APFAIR Lyric Bubbles There was a bird (A warbler, a thrush, a robin or a jay), And soft he sang (A tune, a lilt, a song or roundelay), And o'er the hill (The dell, the copse, the valley, dale or brush) His mate replied— (A warbler or a robin, jay or thrush). —Harvard Lampoon, The Three Parts Mr, Bryan says his next statement will be divided into three parts. In- stinetively we recall the announcement of a mountaineer preacher, who said to his flock: “Brethren, I hev decided t° divide my sermon in three parts. Th’ fust part Tl understand an’ you won't. TH second part you'll understand an’ I won't, Th’ third part nobody'll under- stand."—Montgomery Advertiser. Oxv Lavy: So you don’t like ‘er? Youncer Lavy: Like ’er? If I'd knowed music I'd ‘ave wrote a ’ymn of ‘ate about ‘er long ago. —London Tatler. Live is published every T. Canada and British Possessions. rent copies, 10 cents. Back numbers, after ents. Issues prior to 1910 out of print. rsday, simultaneously in the United States, Great Britain, $5.00 a year in advance. forcign countries in the Postal Union, $1.04 a years to Canada, sz cents, Single cur- ree’ months from date of publication, ¢ text and illustrations im Live are copyrighted. For Reprint Rights in Great Britain opply to Lire, 114 Southampton Row, London, W. C. Additional postage to Live is for sale by all newsdealers in Great Britain and may be obtained from book. sellers in all the principal cities in the world. The foreign trade supplied from House, Breams Buildings, London, E. C. No contribution will be returned unless accompanied by stamped and addressed envelope. Lire does not hold stself responsible for the loss or nomreturn of unio licited contributions. notification should be sent by subscribers of any change of address, Lirs's London Office, Rolls a yen woe qunes? el oun curs ; wes 501 313-99 ( qrane ING i i Made since 1861 from 7 kinds of tobaccos, from 7 different parts of the world—the best of each kind. 1/4 pound, new air- tight Export Package 50c — Smaller sizes, 15¢ and 25¢ 8 and 16 oz. tins, $1.00 and $2.00 You'll never know how good tobacco can be made until you smoke Arcadia, Write to us enclosing three two-cent stamps for trial package The Proper Private School for your children is perhaps the most important choice you have to make. You need the best guide in existence and that undoubtedly you will find every month in the Educational Directory of Harper’s Magazine for it is in Harper's Magazine that you find the announcements of more private and preparatory schools and colleges than in any other publica- tion—the widest, the best, and the most dependable selection. Wiowld you not like to have your own child go to school with children whose parents read Harper's Magazine? Your ove Monogram, Cress Couto Arne Frat Mare. wih Trial Order of 100 for $2.00 2,404 2% for 5 cur au salpeeats in Pala Partagvn lnsored ued Preval ‘MARMAY MFG. CO., Dept, B. 136-138 Sonth 4th Street, Philadel be comicbooks.com