Life, 1915-07-01 · page 18 of 44
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This is satirical social commentary disguised as a mock government inquiry. The "United States Commission on Festival Relations" is interrogating the Fourth of July personified as a witness, using absurdist humor to critique American Independence Day celebrations. The satire targets two things: First, the proliferation of different "independence" movements and causes (the interviewer suggests celebrating independence monthly in different ways). Second, and more sharply, the cartoon on the left—captioned "Unexpected Treasure"—depicts a menacing figure emerging from water while a child plays nearby, accompanying doggerel verse praising "little Willie" despite his tendencies toward "murder and arson...mayhem and pillage." This appears to satirize how Americans romanticize youthful wildness and destructiveness under the guise of "independent spirit." The piece mocks both excessive civic pride in the founding holiday and the chaotic, violent behavior—particularly urban rioting and lawlessness—that characterized Fourth of July celebrations in this era.
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UNEXPECTED TREASURE Investigating the HE Fourth of July was the chief witness before the United States Commission on Festival Relations yes- terday. The commission is at present ed in an exhaustive investiga- tion of the different annual holidays to sce if they have, or might be ex pected to have, any untoward influence upon the body politic, Question, Please name, Answer, state your full Fourth of July. Q. Have you any other name? 4. 1 am also called Independence Day. Q. Tell us in Fourth ’ your chief valu A.A holiday is a holida: holidays are good. In a nation that hard and takes its work too seriously any little respite is bound to be Leneficial Q. You of the inguiry words, think your wherein you if any, lies, own and all works too the ure not interested misunderstand We are in the general question of holi “T love little Willie, his heart is so warm, And if we don’t vex him he'll do us no harm, "Cept murder and arson and mayhem 4 d pillage (He'll plunder the city and ruin the vil Kidnapping, stake-burning and cru Outrage, andalism and other These things we expect as a For it's just second nat To ravage and ravish; b flict natter of course, ure to him to use outside of that force, Our little friend Willie’s a lovable brat!” Fourth of July We are examining holidays in par- ticular, Now, you commemorate the signing of the Declaration of Inde- pendence. Do you think there is any- thing really to be gained by an annual holiday in honor of that event? Al, 1 most certainly do. What is so lorious as the idea of independence? Q. But it is only one kind of inde- pendence, the independence of the thir- teen colonies from the domination of the mother country. Do you think there is danger in that event? ae F tion, Q. Do you think it is possible for the people to get the idea that, having at one kind of independence nearly a century and a half ago, no other kind of independence is worth thinking about? A. 1 sce no danger in that dirce- tion. I am perfectly willing to ha the people independent in as many overemphasizing don't understand your ques- ways as possible. Q. You would not think of having yourself abolished, then? A. On the contrary, instead of abolishing the only Independence Day you have, 1 should think it would be Letter to have one every month and have a different kind of independence glorified on each occasion, Q. But would you have them all conducted in the that is, by overindulgence in noise and frivol- ity that discourages all plain living and high thinking? A, I greatly deplore the noise that has grown up in connection with my name, but there has been a great im- provement in that regard, and more im- provement may reasonably be expected, QO. You think, then, Fourth of July, that any objections that might be urged against you would be valid only as to minor details and would not affect the basic principle that holds it proper to glorify the idea of inde- pendence? A, That is my position. O. Very well, Fourth That will do, same w of July. E,0.4. Comicbooks.com