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This is a bitter satirical piece by James L. Ford mocking the German Kaiser's distribution of military medals following Germany's invasion of Belgium in World War I. The satire targets Germany's justification of its brutal conquest as "culture" and "education." The fake Kaiser speech sarcastically celebrates atrocities: destroying cathedrals, charging cavalry against a kindergarten at Liège, and converting "solemn words of honor" (Belgium's neutrality) into "mere scraps of paper." The piece ridicules German claims of moral superiority by depicting their violence as worthy of official honor. References to "Krupp guns instead of lectures," dynamite hidden in a "Dove of Peace," and bombing maternity hospitals with "deadliest accuracy" emphasize the hypocrisy of calling destruction "culture." This reflects American outrage at German atrocities in Belgium (1914), which had shocked neutral observers and influenced anti-German sentiment before U.S. entry into WWI in 1917.

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Lilas de Rigaud “The Perfume of Old-Fashioned Gardens and Tender a er Memorie IIE Old-fashioned Garden is cuddling down for a long, long sleep. Stalks that once proudly upheld their glowing burden of blossoms have grown brown and crackle in the wind. against the wall. the birds. Leaves, turned yellow, Fragrance has fown away south with rustle But indoors—a breath of Lilas de Rigaud sets you dreaming dreams and seeing visions. Again you live in the Old-fashioned Garden while Tender Memories crowd thick and fast. Don't you want to know the joy of this perfect flower wlor which never disappoints—of which you never tire? | Extract, Sachet, Toilet Water, Talcum, Cold Cream and Bath Salt for sale in high-class Toilet Goods Departments, RIGAUD, "*F*pt5a"?* Literary Proverbs D MORGAN the merrier. Love laughs at Belloc smiths. Shaws show which way the wind blows, Love lies at Wells. the bottom of No chain is stronger than its weak- est Maceterlinck. HEY employ dogs in Belgium to save human lives. to Le cut up in laboratories. In Germany For all the goodness contained in every bottle of and the aid it gives in promoting happiness and the comforts of life. Grocers and Dealers C. 1, EVANS & SONS, Hudson, N. Y. Valor Suitably Rewarded By James L. Ford. N° since the sacking of Louvain has scholarly Germany been so profoundly moved as it was on the occasion of the distribution, from the august hands of the Kaiser, of the -medals and decorations with which He has been graciously pleased to commemorate the introduction of German culture into His new province of Belgium through the medium of Krupp guns, instead of by lectures and text-books, The ceremonies were of compelling interest and significance. In the bril- liant group that surrounded His Majesty were representatives of sci- ence, scholarship and the arts, as well as of both branches of the service of arms, The walls of the great rathskeller were hung with crutches and blood-stained _ bandages—fitting emblems of modern Pan-Germanism. Hanging over the Imperial Head was a huge flower-bedecked Dove of Peace, from which all the dynamite had been carefully withdrawn. In a brief four-hour speech His Majesty expressed His complete satis- faction with the new method of in- culcating knowledge, as compared with the old, and declared that the exploits of His jolly, good-natured troops made Fontenoy with its “Gen- tlemen of the Guards, fire first!” seem absurdly French. “Our statecraft,”, He said, “has shown the world how to convert a solemn word of honor—that is to say, a German solemn word of honor— into a mere scrap of paper by an alchemy of which Germany alone amongst the nations of the earth re- tains the secret. Our splendid system of espionage locates the maternity hospital so that German science may drop the bomb of culture with the deadliest accuracy. My artillery arm of the military service deserves the thanks of the nation for destroying cathedrals dedicated to the blasphem- ous worship of other gods than Me. My cavalry has covered itself with glory. Its famous charge on the kindergarten at Liége will never be forgotten. Eons hence warm Ger- man hearts will thrill at the thought of that splendid charge, sabres drawn, the trot changing to a gallop, as the troopers hurled .themselves upon the foe, and, unscared by the shower of slates, pencils and rulers, put all to the sword in the name of God and other tutelary deities and the Fatherland!” In awarding the clasp and medal of the Iron Axe of the First Order of Merit to the soldier who had proved his marksmanship by hitting a baby in 963 == DIAMONDS== From JASON WEILER & SON, Boston, Mass. 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