Life — August 13, 1914 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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LE SISESE Rhymed Reviews You Never Know Your Luck The moment you start to run (By Gilbert Parker. Geo. H. Doran a new car Friction begins its sly Co.) work of depreciation. N Irish knight of pure romance Was Mr. James Shiel Gathorme Crozier, But when allured by games of chance He proved as weak as wands of Graphite Lubricants osier, tie Friction’s hands and draw its His wife, proud Mona, made him vow teeth. No more to play the wicked races; He backed a loser anyhow. Equally good for motor boats (You may have heard of other and motor cars. The man who thinks ied) i Write for the Dixon Lubricating Chart. most about automobile Completely broke, and hearing, too, . . That Mona’s mood was unforgiving, ” tires doesn’t think about He sailed for regions fresh and mew THE SEE DEON CRUCIAL CO them at all after he’s put ee DOK sunt OK And though his wife had sent a note, ; : a ee Kelly-Springfield Tires He knew what bitter words. she'd eee . write him, and Tubes on his car. | nd xepr it sealed within his coat Unread-—as if the thing would bite We've done the thinking. him, A Confidential Word E do not wish to alarm you un- ° ° In Canada he ranched a bit dul a oe : —- ly, but do you know that you Kelly Springfield Near Askatoon, that growing’ city, are being criticized? It may be that Tire C And made a most decided hit su: do ioe Sard, ‘eilliee- bessabe you With Widow Tynan’s daughter, . « f ire ompany Kitty ee onan ener are so abandoned and so bent upon an evil course as to be lost to all sense Cor. Broadway and A bullet nearly took his lifes of shame, or because you are so im- maculately virtuous as to leave not a And when his Past was resurrected, 57th Street, N. Y. Miss Kitty wrote to Crozier's wife, single vulnerable point of attack for Who came, as might have been ex- the slanderous tongue. The fact re- Branch offices in New York, Chicago, Philadet- pected. mains that uncomplimentary things are phia, Boston, St. Louis, Detroit, Cincinnati, San : . Francisco, Los Angeles, Cleveland, Scattle, At- being said about you; things that do lanta, Akron, O. But Crozier, full of pride and such, not at all agree with your estimate of The Hearn Tire & Rubber Co., Columbus, O. 2 is. bri A : Rering Tire & Rubber Co., Houston, Texas Refused to let his bride befriend yourself. Not one of your friends but Boss Ratber Co., Denver, Colorado Springs and him; objects to something about you. ucblo " The Olmsted Co., Ine.. Syracuse, N. ¥, . The cash he needed very much Maybe you do care. If so, we are Seaihe He €.'& Woodstock 'Co., Ltd, New He wouldn't have his Mona lend him. sorry for you, because you cannot L 2: Barth, Seer, N.Y. stop it. It would be a good thing for eifer ine, Newar . 5 bi Atkinson Tire & Cd! Jacksonville, Fl Then Mona, taking Kit’s advice, you to mend your ways, but don’t ex- CD Franke & Co nels Col, Indianapoti, . Purloined and steamed that unread pect to stop the talk in that way. & $. Auto Tire Co. Limited, Toronto, Can. letter, Figure your life out the very best way se eee Choe Wataion Ne Which really wasn't very niee, you can and then expect your neigh- scribbled one that sounded bors and friends to disapprove in all better, possible combinations and permuta- tions. And sealed it up again, as told, With twenty thousand pounds, the sinner, Which she had won with Crozier's gold Panama-Pacific Exposition By betting on the Derby winner! SAN FRANCISCO 1915 i To Lease—Several high-class completely fur- And Crozier read that note of guile nished residences with view of Exposition, Apely And, begging pardon, owned he'd foozled. BALDWIN & HOWELL, 318 KEARNY STREET, SAN FRANCISCO And they'll be very happy while ivi i . Invitations, Announcement: She keeps him thoroughly bam Weddi a a seo ener boozled, perl envelopes. 8: “i Kimotes 100 Vislting Cards Arthur Guiterman, L. OTT ENGRAVING CO., 007 Chestast 8, Philadelphia, Ps “TAKE ME WITH YOU IF YOU WANT TO BE POPULAR”