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This page contains three distinct pieces of satirical commentary on American society, circa 1913. **"A New Crime"** mocks Massachusetts legislation proposing to criminalize tuberculosis. The satire's point: treating a disease as a criminal offense is absurd and counterproductive. The author argues it would paradoxically make ordinary criminals (embezzlers, burglars) preferable to TB patients, since criminals get jury trials while TB suspects face indefinite detention without trial. It's social commentary on governmental overreach disguised as public health. **"The Boys' Camp"** satirizes the summer camp industry as a way for wealthy parents to warehouse children while remaining ignorant of their activities—presented as exactly what parents want. **The Stutz Advertisement** is a straightforward (non-satirical) automobile advertisement targeting "club fellows"—wealthy leisure-class men—featuring an elegant early motorcar and endorsement language. The page illustrates *Life*'s mix of biting social satire and commercial advertising typical of the era.

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SOCIETY'S NEWEST This is t0 lt the reers of of LIFE know about societys newest S.Anargyros' SPECIAL BRUSH-END Cigarettes yt alpacas and wi expensivg Made entirely jand and separat ly fresh wrapped in si dyer it to Je Preserve ness and. fiion At clubs and the belter stands - 25. A New Crime latest thing in medical legisla- is the proposition of the Massachusetts “ regulars” to make tu- berculosis a misdemeanor! It may come to this, that a citizen of the Cod- fish State, if found harboring tuber- culosis germs anywhere about his person, is likely to be arrested as a common criminal. If the honorable Board of Health in Massachusetts suspects a citizen of be- ing guilty of tuberculosis in the first degree, and if they do not approve the treatment he has selected, the eminent board may apply to a magistrate and have the citizen forcibly removed to a State hospital, where he will be de- tained “until discharged by the au- thorities”. If one is merely suspected of complicity with tuberculosis. one may be sent up for an indeterminate sentence, without trial or preliminary hearing. This is the neat little plan of the Massachusetts doctors. The bill is dangerous, because it will make it difficult to contract tuber- culosis in Massachusetts and retain one’s self-respect and social position. But worse than that. it will put a Premium on the ordinary forms of crime, such as safe-hlowing, embezzle- ment and forgery. Any sensible man would prefer to be arrested for one of these relatively minor modes of criminal employment than to run the risk of being discovered carrying any tubercles about with him. The em- bezzler and the second-story man have a great advantage over the tuberculosis suspect, and they “get a run for their money”, so to speak, for they may have a jury trial, and where there is a jury, there is hope. But the tuber- culous criminal is hopeless. If the suspicion of the Board of Health rests upon him, he may be sentenced. with- out trial, and sent up for life. Truly, tuberculosis is an affliction, irrespective of geography, but to suffer from that disease and to live in Mas- sachusetts simultaneously, is a double calamity. Ww, S. M. The Boys’ Camp HE facilities of getting rid of our children—that is, for those of us who have the price—are constantly increasing. Among these may be mentioned the boys’ camp. This institution flourishes in summer like a green bay tree. It furnishes water in abundance, fresh air and canned vegetables to all who come under its beneficent influence. Every boys’ camp is either too rigid or too careless. There appears to be no middle ground. As a medium for keeping parents in absolute ignorance of what their boys are up to all summer it has no equal. And as this is what most parents crave, it is an unqualified success. Good fellows —club fellows HE man about town—at the club— wherever gentlemen of leisure gather—the men who have the time and inclination to investigate before they invest—favor the Stutz. Just to satisfy yourself, the next time you are with a group of experienced motorists, ask them this question: ‘What do you think of the Stutz?’”’ Those that know the Stutz—and it’s pretty well known everywhere—will not only praise it in the highest terms, but you will find a number who will reply, “‘I drive a Stutz —and my next car will be a Stutz.’” Then compare the Stutz—point by point—with any car made, at any price—and you, too, will drive a Stutz and recommend it to your club fellows. Write today for booklet [Ry It will pay you to investigate the Stutz before you buy. Write today ? / for our interesting booklet, ‘They / Say."* Not gossip, but some facts about the automobile business we are %, not ashamed to tell—also ask for ed Catalogue B-2, Series E. STuTZ STUTZ MOTOR CAR COMPANY or INDIANAPOLIS WE CAN MAKE CONTRACTS WITH A FEW MORE LIVE DEALERS—WRITE OR WIRE San | comicbooks.com ? cat L D rani