Life — April 2, 1914 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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570 YOU will never know the real mountainous beauty of America until you visit Asheville in the ‘‘Land of the Sk where social life is de- lightful and where out- door life is ideal. Here may be found the favorite pastimes of true sportsmen— fishing hunting— while golf, tennis, au- tomobiling, ridii , driving, and mountain climb- ing may indul lulged to the heart’s content. ny mumiber of other devightfat resorts in the “Land the Sky." including Tryon, Hendersonville, Brevard, Saluda, Waynesville, Balsam, Hot Springs, Flat Rock and Lake Toxaway, in the “Beautiful Sapphire Country."” Tourist Tickets now on sale to Asheville, N. C., and other points in the “‘ Land of the S105 Churches and Consciences HURCHES may be said to be check-rooms for consciences. In the old primitive days consciences, be- ing meddlesome, opinionated and des- potic, were very inconvenient to have around, In order, therefore, that we might go comfortably about our daily tasks of trading horses and other com- modities with our neighbors, it was necessary for us to find some suitable repository for our consciences. The churches were the result. We would accept a Presbyterian or an Episco- palian or a Methodist or a Catholic check for a conscience, and then go around once a week to see if it was all right. As time passes and efficiency methods evolve, however, we are learning to get along better with our consciences and without the churches. .We have brought our consciences under the yoke. We have taught them to be humble, meek and mild, to “judge not that ye be not judged”, and not to be hyper- critical and cry out at every little sinister thought and action. Under such training, our consciences have ceased to be austere and forbidding, but have become affable and com- panionable. They don't care what we do, or if they do care, they say nothing about it. That being the case, it fol- lows naturally that the churches should be no longer well attended. We fear they must find a new use and adapt themselves thereto, E. 0. J. “DON'T FORGET THAT LIFE COMES OUT To-pay” EUROPE Five Sertes of Toure. IUnerartes taclude best of Europe. Pully tn chasive fares, lelearely travel, best lendervhlp; exclusire features Special Midnight Sun and Russia Tours Spring and Summer Oriental Toure ROUND THE WORLD Toare de éuxe leave Westbound September 79, October 20. Fasthoand October 11, December 9, January 9. INCLUSIVE INDEPENDENT TOURS providing pre-arranged, usaccempanied travel for todividuals, families ‘20d private parties in Europe, America, Round the World, ete. Send for Programme desired THOS. COOK & SON NEW YORK: 246 Broadway, 264 Fifth Ave. BOSTON —_PTLADELPHIA SAN FRANCISCO 108 ANGELES Cosk's Tralee Cheques Are Good AD! Over the World Bunkered TH links are very sad to-day, And I—who golfed so neatly !— Am hopeless since you went away, I've lost my drive completely. Since you withheld that little word, I can do naught but blunder; My brassie shots are quite absurd, At slicing I’m a wonder. The caddie looks at me and smiles, As toward the green I amble; My iron shots are off—by miles— My putting is a scramble! I set my teeth and strive again, Up yonder hill to follow; Alas! my ball prefers the glen, And scampers toward the hollow. The flag is down, the course is bare, The game is dull and dreary; I am not getting anywhere— You've got me bunkered, deariec! Robert C. McElravy. Down in South Carolina they caught an old negro roost-robber “with the goods on him”, and the saying goes, and forthwith haled him into court to stand trial for chicken-stealing. When old Rastus was placed in the dock the judge said: “Now, Uncle Ras, I suppose you realize that you're in a court of law, and you quite realize what a court is?” “Why, shore, boss,” came back Rastus, “aco’t? Why, a co’t am shore a place where dey dispenses wif justice!" —Argonaut. After Easter Gaiety means many full dress occasions when the man wants every detail of his apparel perfect. i Krementz Bodkin-Clutch Studs and Vest Buttons with cuff inks to match are correct ttyle; perfect in workmanship and ly adapted for stiff or eoft botom shirts; plain or French cuff. They Go in Like a Needle Hold Like an Anchor Easiest to work and never break In designs to suit all tastes—from the most costly di ‘mounted—to in expensive. “At leading jewelers, Booklet free on request, KREMENTZ & CO. 60 Chestnut St. Newark, N. J. manciactorers of te fares high grade eee pee | comicbooks. sare age y