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This page contains primarily **advertisements** rather than political satire or comics requiring historical context. The visible content includes: 1. **Art China Import Co. advertisement** - promoting decorated crystal and china dinnerware sets for Christmas gifts, with hand-decorated options and monograms available. 2. **Blauvelt Knitting Co. advertisement** - featuring "Peerless 'Matty'" (likely a baseball reference, though unclear which athlete), promoting full-fashioned sweaters with hand-knitted construction. 3. **"Getting Even With Joe" story** - a serialized narrative (continued from page 1008) about a boy named Bertie and his friend Joe during Christmas. The excerpt shows Joe is homesick and wants to leave the Traynor household despite Bertie's gift-giving efforts. The page reflects early 20th-century consumer culture and domestic storytelling rather than political commentary or satirical cartooning.

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016 ad xCR h LIFE Crystal and China for Christmas We have mporteds a handsome assortment of the finest French id origi hapes appropriate We decorate these sets exclusively to order with Monogram or Crest lity of this “higher q ions in gold and sil . Crystal and China Sets in exclusive a for gift purposes. and Crystal with S expresses a tone of unusual eleg: Special Hand Decorated Sets Coffee Set . Chocolate Set ti monogram - ras 25:50 p 5 O'clock Tea Set with monogram- - - - 24.75 50. Luncheon Set with monogram - - +--+ 41:50 Complete Dinner Service with monogram - 67.50 Our decorations in pure in geld and meissen colors are un- e” with estimates. ete. Art China Import Co. D, 47 West 36th Street, (Bet. Sth and 6th Aves.) New York log VIA OSS NS ees On a ter ts one of the best Ih. seen, It Recps tts shape tnder all condé- tions and cannot be beat for all arcu FULL FASHIONED: are so beautifully elastic—so stylish —so perfect fitting that you can‘‘pick out’’ a Blauvelt at a glance. Knit to shape entirely by Hand methods, of finest long fibre worsted, Producing a fit, that séays as long as the garment lasts. Buttonholes are handmade and can- not tear out or enlarge. Pockets are doubly reinforced and cannot lose sha Practically invisible seams. The **Blauvelt’’is made for men and women, in dozens of fashionable styles, in all colors and stitches. Write for Book of Styles Ask your dealer. If not obtainable, write to us and we will see ¢ are supplied THE BLAUVELT KNITTING CO. TETAS AYAVAYAYAY 286 Plane St. Newark, N. J. Es AY RON: EWI NINORONONIONIME IVAVYAVAVAVAYAYAYVAYAYVAYS xh WRK Getting Even With Joe (Continued from page 1008.) ater, when it came time to go to bed, the boys were called from this sanguinary region. Mrs. Traynor kissed her own boy and extended the tips of her fingers to his companion, and sent them off in charge of the maid, it being the custom in the Traynor family for an employee to tuck up the only child of the family. It is unnecessary to state that the fullest arrangements had been made with regard to the hanging of stockings, Bertie himself, from his store of treasures, had made a selection of gifts, which, surreptitiously and by the aid of the maid, he had planned to have placed in the stocking which had been assigned to his friend. eo ee eee Tt was not until nine o'clock the following, Christmas, morning, however, that the real tragedy occurred. Mr. Traynor, leisurely smoking his cigar in the solarium while his wife was checking off her last dinner list, frowned slightly as Bertie burst in, his face suffused with sorrow. “He wants to go home,” he half whispered. “ He i upstairs crying to beat the band. He makes me tire: he added. “He doesn't know how to have any fun.” Mr. Traynor took his cigar out of his mouth and started to speak, but his wife brushed him aside. “Well, Bertie. what did you expect?” she asked. “ You bring a boy like that around here. He isn't used to any- thing we have. What is the matter with him?” “T guess he is scared,” said Bertie. “ You see, I have spoiled his Christmas, and the worst of it is that it is too late to do anything about it. I cannot give him anything more, for it only n He says he wants to go home, and he wants to go quick.” “That is natural,” said Mr. Traynor oracularly. “No cat enjoys himself in a strange garret—when it is not a garret it is all the worse. My boy, remember that Joe is just as good as you are, but I guess your: mother is right. Take him home and tell him to forget Mrs, Traynor smiled a smile of triumph. and pa “Tt is just as well that you have tried the experiment,” she said. “ Now, Bertie, take him home, and you may be sure he never will want to come here again.” Bertie had already vanished, Mr, Traynor, who. as men go, was able to understand perhaps better than his wife, said, reflectivel, “T was ly sorry for that little kid last night. I noticed him at dinner, and he was having a rather fierce time of it; but, of course, as you say, it is the best thing that could have happened.” see eens s him worse when I try The sentiment thos of Bertie’s tragedy were lost upon her. rea It was late that afternoon, almost in the twilight, that they were both sitting together again, by the merest chance, when Mr. Traynor, looking out into the street. saw a rather bedragg figure walking up the step: “Hello!” he exclaimed. “ Here comes Bertie. what the matter is with him, Look at him!” Mrs. Traynor raised her hands almost in the same manner as Mrs. Henkle had done the day before, only she probably would not have admitted the imitation, uncon- scious as it was. “Good hea The boy, beckoned and called to, opened the door, and in a moment stood before them. His beautiful clothes were torn to ribbons, his face was scratched, and, in fact, he looked as if something had really happened to him. “What have you been doing?” asked Mr. Traynor, (Concluded on page 1022.) I wonder ens!" she exclaimed. comichooks cols