Life, 1913-03-13 · page 41 of 44
Life — March 13, 1913 — page 41: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page contains **multiple unrelated advertisements and stories**, typical of Life's satirical magazine format. The dominant feature is a **Schlitz beer advertisement** claiming brown bottles preserve beer purity from brewery to glass, protecting against light decay. The accompanying illustration shows a smiling man in a checkered shirt holding a bottle—a straightforward product pitch, not satire. Below are two smaller, unrelated items: a **Strong's Arnica Tooth Soap ad** promoting dental hygiene, and an **Underground Garbage Receiver advertisement** for sanitary waste disposal. The page also includes a brief story titled "A Philosopher" about Aristippus, an ancient Greek figure, who pretended to lose money overboard to pirates, claiming it better that money be lost through him than he through money—a moral anecdote with no political content. The "Love Will Find a Way" illustration on the left appears to reference umbrella-sharing, likely a sentimental or humorous vignette unrelated to the advertisements. **No political satire or commentary appears on this page.**
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ou Dont Know the Taste of Pure Beep Until- you have tried Schlitz in Brown Bottles. It is not enough that beer be made pure, it should be kept pure until it reaches your glass. Light starts decay even in pure beer. Dark glass gives the best protection against light. The Brown Bottle protects Schlitz purity from the brewery to your glass, The cost of purity exceeds all other costs “LOVE WILL FIND A Way” TO KEEP TWO PEOPLE DRY WITH UM- BRELLA AND RUBBERS FOR ONE faces; they went away—so far ri sured, since the dog was not dead, bu in good health, and able to enjoy two a day, at ten and three o'clock, the bill of fare being soup, cooked meat, bread and water, So far so good; but on January 7 he would dic if not claimed, and if a sum of about £3 were not paid. However, long before the fatal Beautifully White Teeth and Clean, Healthy Gums and Mouth fe Cleanses and polishes the teeth; its fragrant antiseptic foam reaches every part of the mouth, destroying perti= yaad bacteria, insuring healthy gums and a sweet breath, fo -omes in handy metal box—a convenient cake that lasts }. 25 cents at all druggists—or sent direct. C. H. STRONG & CO. CHICAGO am UNDERGROUND wainiwu GARBAGE RECEIVER NO PLIES, NO L FR, Ne .. rena ich he foot tina fal" Clea and saatary Gad dct factory, Guaranteed. Clreular free. CGHLSTEPHENSON, Mfr., 46 Furrar St., Lynn, Mass. in our brewery. our partners selects the barley. 1400 feet for pure water. every pipe and We go to Bohemia for hops. One of We go down We scald every tub, keg or barrel, pump every time we use it. We even filter the air in which Schlitz is cooled. Try pure beer. Brown Bottles. See that crown or cork is branded “* Schlitz.” date a Milanese lady carried him off in triumph and also paid the fee, though others had offered to pay it. The artil- lery officer of Savona, the “ nobile pos- sidente,” and all the other applicants re- mained dogless, but happy at the fortu- nate ending to the story. It scems that the sum paid to the mu- nicipal authorities will be applied to lacing a small slab on Testoni’s grave. The money sent from other quarters for ransoming the dog was handed-over to the Milan Society for the Protection of Animals. I am, Sir, &€. Evetyn Martinenco Cesaresco. 553 Ask for Schlitz in ‘That Made Milwaukee Famous. w A Philosopher Aristippus was once sailing in a boat with a large sum of money. Discover- ing that the crew were in reality pirates, he took out his money, counted it before them, and pretended to drop it accident- ally into the sea. “Oh, dear! Ob, dear!" he exclaimed, money gone. Oh! tl asked a friend afterwards. “Why,” said he, “surely it was better that the money should be lost through Aristippus, than that Aristippus should be lost through the money.” here's all my Why did you do comicbooks.com