Life — January 2, 1913 — page 37: what you’re looking at

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_+LIFE: Year: ——s : e Sweet that ‘pens N - 'Y at his ature Gives D’S bora. } 7° ee | ON’T blame the readth, is chi vant- ntibeally : ; children for want Eau f ing sweets. Their system 8 F the scalp ;.. demands them. Instead owt tal : of candy, however, give healthfe} — them something equally 3 i) to do it after a great many throws, cried : i geal he would be damned if ever he flung b good, something really sinmes seven more while he lived, his despair f= healthful and nourish- of throwing it being so great, while : ® eay? . ne ts one others did it as their luck served almost ma ing. This you Il find in every throw: to see how persons of the ||) Nature’s sweetmeat— best quality do here sit down, and play |} aration. with people of any, though meaner; and t to see how people in ordinary clothes t shall come hither, and play away one } hundred, or two or three hundred guinnys, without any kind of difficulty: i fi a ‘rom the and lastly, to sce the formality of the : Groome-Porter, who is their judge of all ] Wherever you buy them, Dromedary Dates come to you direct from disputes in play and all quarrels that = may arise. thereid, and’ how his ‘wider: j he finest Arabian date palms. ‘The special dustproof carton in which officers are there to observe true play at cach table, and to give new dice, consideration I never could have thought had been in the world, had I not now sa seen it. 178 and keep a supply on hand to work its charm. Round of the Cl without its compensation, ¢ From a bottle to a barvel of tra dosem at wearest Grover or Dealer C. H. Evans & Sona, Hudson, N.Y. Break the “13” Spell by welcoming the New Year with a bottle of NS “The jock ’? will thea show no day daring 1913 Make Evans’ Ale your health and pl ake E promoter for the New Year 1913 Sets Deep in the Underground ATENT Sen and prizes offered for inventions sent free. VICTOR J. EVANS & SECUREDOR FEE RETURNE cetch for free search of Patent Office Records. How to Patent and What to lavent wich list of Inventions wanted Patents advertised free. CO., Washington, D. C. they are neatly layered and wrapped, keeps them clean, soft and fresh, | with all their original richness retained. Try them; then you will know j what you have missed in buying the usual dry bulk dates from an open wooden box. If your grocer or fruit dealer hasn't Dromedary Dates, we will send you Sample Size Package on receipt of 10c. Eat Dromedary Dates as they come from the pack- f | E age; or make them into many delicious dishes that everyone in the family will enjoy—buns, muffins, waffles, bread, or soufflés and puddings.’ Send your dealer's } name and receive | | Unique Book of Prize | | oa Recipes—FREE ba = Ask your dealer also for Dromedary Fi =| i and particularly for DROMEDARY Ci | a | COANUT, the new kind of prepared coc: a BE not up in « new package that keeps it i conidnecesty fresh. Sample on request. 2 | i THE HILLS BROS. CO., Dept. 9, Beach & Washington Sts., New York Ciena t? tie clo ee ee ze onion also, and togezzer zey make me so ill as [have any appetite till Sunday. Eee is vaire simple!” —Tit-Bits, Genius ‘An artist who spent a great part of his life in the Latin Quarter tells of the frugality of a Frenchman who lived on a pension of five frances a week, involv- ing a curious system, which the French- man thus explained: “Eet is simple, vaire simple! Sunday I go to ge house o: a good friend, and zere I dine so extraordinaire and cat so vaire much I need no more till Vednes- day. On zat day I have at my restauront one large, vaire large, dish of tripe and some onion. I abhor ze tripe, yes, and no more Tue Duke de Roquelaure was told that two ladies of the court had a quar- rel and had cast all kinds of invectives at each other. “Did they call each other homely?” asked the Duke. . my lord!” “All right; then I will see that they become reconciled.” 7 comicbooks.com