Life, 1913-01-02 · page 36 of 44
Life — January 2, 1913 — page 36: what you’re looking at
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This page primarily contains **advertisements and a historical diary excerpt**, not political satire. The left side features ads for the **Kranich and Bach Player Piano**—a luxury music device allowing non-musicians to play classical compositions automatically. The decorative portraits appear to be **Mozart and Bach**, invoking classical composers to market this technology. The center presents an excerpt from **Samuel Pepys's actual 17th-century diary** (1667-68), describing his New Year's Day activities in London—visiting friends, attending court, and observing gambling. This is presented as historical entertainment for readers, not satire. The right side advertises **ED. Pinaud's Hair Tonic** and **Larter Shirt Studs**—typical early-20th-century grooming products. The **Rad-Bridge** and **Princess Hotel** ads promote leisure activities (card games and Bermuda travel). This appears to be a standard magazine page mixing light historical content with period advertisements targeting affluent male readers.
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The well known PRINCESS HOTEL provides true comfort in full measure: Modern service through- out, including electrig light. telephones, grillroom, tiled swim to M FOR THE NEW YEAR. ‘To ctlenta all, both far and near, ‘We wish fat wads and best of cheer: How Mr. Pepys Spent New Year's Day (From the Diary of Samuel Pepys, * 1667-68.) January 1st.—Up, and all the morning in my chamber making up some accounts against this beginning of the New Year, and so about noon abroad with my wife, who was to dine with W. Hewer and Willet at Mrs. Pierce's, but I had no mind to be with them, for I do clearly find that my wife is troubled at my friendship with her and Knepp, and so dined with my Lord Crew, with whom was Mr. Browne, Clerk of the House of Lords, and Mr. John Crew. mighty good discourse, as there is al- ways: and among other things my Lord Crew did turn to a place in the Life of Sir Philip Sidney, wrote by Sir Fulke Greville, which do foretell the present condition of this nation, in relation to the Dutch, to the very degree of a prophecy; and is so remarkable that I am resolved to buy one of them, it be- ing, quite throughout, a good discourse. Thence I to White Hall, and there walked up and down the house a while, and do hear nothing of anything done further in this business of the change of Privy-counsellors; only I hear that Sir G. Savile, one of the Parliament Com- mittee of Nine, for examining the ac- counts, is by the King made a lord, the Lord Halifax; which, I believe, will dis- please the Parliament. By and by I met with Mr. Brisband; and having it in my mind this Christmas to (do what I never can remember that I did) go to see the manner of the gaming at the Groome- Porter's, I having in my coming from the playhouse stepped into the two Tem- ple-halls, and there saw the dirty ‘pren- tices and idle people playing; wherein I was mistaken, in thinking to have seen gentlemen of quality playing there, as I think it was when I was a litte child, that one of my father’s servants, John Bassum, I think, carried me in his arms thither, I did tell Brisband of it, and he did lead me thither, where, after staying an hour, they begun to play at about cight at night, where to sce how difler- ently one man took his losing from an- other, one cursing and swearing, and an- other only muttering and grumbling to himself, a third without any apparent discontent at all: to sce how the dice will run good luck in one hand, for half an hour together and another have no good luck at all: to sce how easily here, where they play for nothing but guinnys, a hundred pounds is won or lost: to see two or three gentlemen come in there drunk and putting their stock of gold to- gether, one twenty-two pieces, the second four, and the third five pieces; and these to play-one with another,- and forget how much each of them brought, but he that brought the twenty-two thinks that he brought no more than the rest: to see the different humors of gamesters to change their luck, when it is bad, how ceremonoius they are as to call for new dice, to shift their places, to alter their Here was 3% | 707 ED. 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