Life, 1912-11-28 · page 37 of 44
Life — November 28, 1912 — page 37: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising**, not satirical cartooning. The dominant content is a major advertisement for Motz Cushion Tires, promoting their superiority over pneumatic and solid tires for electric automobiles—a technology context modern readers may find unfamiliar. The page's modest humor appears in the "Did You Know That—" section, which presents absurdist "facts" (e.g., barber shop hair stretching to Wyoming; Russians in Berlin; rust filling freight cars). These are deliberately nonsensical trivia meant as light comedy. The brief "Kissing in the Open" anecdote describes a magistrate's progressive ruling that public displays of affection shouldn't be criminalized—reflecting early 20th-century attitudes about propriety. The remaining small advertisements (Hartshorn Shade Rollers, foot warmers) are typical period product promotions. There is no political cartoon or caricature on this page.
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Free Trial fcr Xmas Moth Proof Chest deal Gift. ‘ the On Electric Cars Pneumatic and Solid Tires Are Doomed wise bridges (see C), These bridges are clas- They give and yield like the air in a pneumatic tire. Note D in the picture, Four years ago every clectric car was equipped with pneumatic or solid tires. To- Kissing in the Open A young man in Philadelphia was arrested for kissing his fiancée on the street when he was leaving her to board a car for his home. Magistrate Scott, before whom he was taken, was quite incensed. “Things have come to a pretty pass when a man can't kiss his girl on the street,” said the magistrate. “If a girl is good enough to be kissed, she ought to be kissed out in the open so that everybody can see her.” Good for Magistrate Scott! Did You Know That— The hair collected from the floors of the New York barber shops in one year if stretched end to end would reach from South Hadley Falls to Frozen Dog, Wyo.? That one-fifteenth (1-15) of all the lemons grown in Siberia are used by the New York police department? That there are over two thousand Germans in the city of Berlin? If all the rust from worn-out iron were collected, it would fill 4,534 freight cars bound for White River Junction? HARTSHORN SHADE ROLLERS Bear the script name of Stewart Hartshorn on label. Get “Improved,” no tacks requl ved. Wood Rollers Tin Rollers » “Mtn. Lady” Foot Warmers Comfy House Wear \. Pure white woolskin: wool cuff: fastened with | blue silk ribbon: white flecce-lined: elkskin | na Soles sewed over sheepskin soles. State! } regular shoe size when ordering. Money |. back if unsatisfactory. $2.00 pair, Sent Prepaid ‘Catalog Unidas Onihinings FREE LEONARD & CO, day over half of the electric cars carry neither of these types. The great majority now carry Mots Cushion Tires. It probably won't be long now until a pneu- matic-equipped or solid-tire-equipped electric will be an unusual sight. Pneumatic tires lost out because they proved too treacherous, too troublesome —and too costly, Solid tires Jost out because they failed ut- terly to protect the occupants or the delicate parts of the car from rough bumps and jolts, Motz Cushion Tires won out because in four years they proved to be BOTH easy- riding and trouble-proof. And because they reduced tire-upkeep to a small item. Shock-Absorbing Tires Motz Cushion Tires which have ended puncture and blowout troubles, opened people’s eyes to the fact that a tire to be shock-absorbing and easy-riding does not have to be filled with air, liquid or any other kind of a filler. Amazing resiliency can be ob- tained by the use of purely mechanical principles. Sce the double, notched treads (A in pic- ture) which prevent skidding and distributes the weight to the sides. The sides are under- cut (see B), which allows free action of slant- Cushion Tires showing shock-absorbing qualities when tire runs over a stone. Economy No user of Motz Cushion Tires is burdened by tire-repair expense. Or by carrying extra, emergency tires. Or by having to buy new tires every few months. These tires are specifically GUARANTEED for 10,000 miles, two years. Would any pneumatic tire-maker dare guar- antee his tires that long? Did ever another tire offer such economy as this Adopted by Electric Makers No matter what kind of an Electric you choose, the maker will equip it with Motz Cushion Tires if you so request. He will be glad to do it, know- ing he’s giving you a trouble-proof car and one that's well protected from the shocks of road contact. Don't buy a fine electric and then spoil nine- tenths of your’ pleasure by accepting any old tires. Look into this tire question. Send now for our Free Tire Book 91 and read the amazing facts about the tire that's capturing the electric field. A postal, sent today, brings this book by return mail. Send specifications—name of car, model, size of rims, ete. They fit any Standard Clincher, Universal Quick-Detachable or Demountable Rim THE MOTZ TIRE & RUBBER COMPANY Service Stations in all Principal Cities BRANCHES—Boston, 4 Dundee St.; Chicago, we Mee Ate Detroit, 999 Woodward Ave.; ‘Kansas City, Factories and Executive Offices AKRON, OHIO Cleveland, 2352 Euclid Ave.; w York, 1737 Broadway; Philadelphia, 1409 Race St.; Piesburgh; SS00 NS Craig St. Late, N.Y. ACCESSORIES, 4 Peart St. New Vork for FOREST AND STREAM for 6 mos. on trial with our hook, me Laws in Brief,” giving Fish and Game Laws of every State in the U: FOREST AND STREAM is the oldest and best outdoor publication. F inion and Weekly; your name and address here Enclose One ollar and mail to FOREST & STREAM St., New Vork, and get twenty-six deep, exhilarating breaths of the open and a useful handbook FREE. That the Czar of Russia arises regu- larly at 9:30 on week days and at thirty minutes of ten on every other day in the week except Sundays? That the King of Denmark has a Doc- tor Cook his meals since the North Pole was discovered? That the Atlantic Ocean contains more water than the combined aquar- iums of East Orange, N. J., and Lon- don? That when a man is stabbed in the first act he does not really die? —Four Leaf Clover. comicbooks.com