Life, 1912-09-19 · page 35 of 44
Life — September 19, 1912 — page 35: what you’re looking at
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This page presents a satirical 18th-century allegorical narrative (likely by Benjamin Franklin, based on the attribution at bottom) mocking contemporary education and social pretension. **The satire:** The text describes a "Temple of Theology" where people pursue learning for profit ("Pecunia"—personified Money—beckons them). The passage ridicules: 1. **Plagiarism in academia**: A figure named "Plagius" shamelessly copies eloquent passages from Tillotson's Works to enhance his own reputation despite past punishment. 2. **Wealthy but unintelligent parents** who pay for their dull children's education solely to teach them superficial social graces (proper carriage, genteel room-entry), producing "great Blockheads" who become "proud and self-conceited." The satire argues that education without genuine aptitude creates arrogant mediocrity, while scholarly dishonesty goes unpunished. It's a critique of education as status-signaling rather than intellectual development. The **advertisements** (Lee Tires, Franklin automobile, patents) are incidental commercial content typical of Life magazine.
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a The Palace of Learning (Concluded from page 1826) servations on those who were just cone out before me. Some I perceiv'd took to Merchandiz- ing, others to Traveling, some to one , some to another, and some to Nothing; and om henceforth, for want of Patrimony, liv'd us poor as church Mice, being unable to dig, and asham‘d 10 beg, and to live by their Wits it was impossible, But the ost Part of the Crowd went along a large beaten Path, which led to a emple at the further End of the Plain, call'd, The Temple of Theology. The Rusiness of those who were employ’d in y of them from this Temple being laborious and pain ful, I wonder'd exceedingly to see so many go towards it; but while I was pondering this er in my Mind, 1 spy’d Pecunia behind a Curtain, beckon ing to them with her Hand, which Sight immediately satisfy'd me for whose Sake it was, that a great Part of then (L will not say all) travel'd that Road In this Temple IT saw nothing worth mentioning, except the ambitious and iraudulent Contrivances of Plagius, whe (notwithstanding he had heen severely reprehended for such Practices before) diligently transcribing some clo quent Paragraphs out of Tillotson's Works, &c. to embellish his own. Now I bethought myself in my Sleep. that it was Time to be at Home, and as 1 fancy’d I was traveling back thither, | reflected in my Mind on the extream 18 SOS AS more smiles— more happy autoists—is it any wonder that our facilities for making LEE TIRES have had to be continually increased withia the past year? Booklet Mf tells of the finer fabric and making LEE T: LEE TIRE & RUBB! ConsnonocKen, JS LEilwood Lee. Pres. and prizes offered for eich for free search of Patent Office Recore Patent Sen bt Patents adverrised free. ‘Washington, D. C. VICTOR ATENTS. Stet itertiven tow tolavent witb list of inventions waat Franklin “Little Six” $2800 Thirty Horse Power A small powered six—a new type of automobile—six cylinders in a light car. Built as a five-passenger touring car or a two-passenger runabout with folding auxiliary seat. The lightest, most compact six-cylinder car built. Some sixes weigh nearly twice as much. In a small motor (a big, heavy motor is not required in a light car) the smoothness and flexibility of six-cylinder construction are very pronounced. The motor is air-cooled—the simplest type of construction known. There is no freezing in winter; no boiling and over- heating in summer. The easy-riding of this car is remarkable. Full-elliptic springs and flexible construction are the main reasons. And the size, length and weight are just right for perfect riding balance. You can order direct from the factory or through a Franklin dealer. Write for Little Six book and catalogue of all models Folder-—“They Barred Us Out"’—sent on request FRANKLIN AUTOMOBILE COMPANY y of those Parents, who, blind to their Children’s Dulness, and insensible of the Solidity of their Skulls, because they their Purses can afford it, will needs send them to the Temple of Learning, where, for want of a suitable enius, they learn litthe more than how to carry themselves handsomely, and enter a Room genteely (which might as ‘data Dancing-School), nce they return, after well be acquir’ and from w Abundance of Trouble and Charge, as great Blockheads as ever, only more proud and self-conceited. 1827 Syracuse New York , While I was in the midst of these un Pleasant Reflections, Clericus (who with a Book in his Hand was walking under the Trees) accidentally awak’d me; to him I related my Dre Particulars, and Study, presently interpreted me, That it was a lively R of Harvard College, E I remain, Sir, Your Humble Servant Sitexce. Docoon —From “The Writings of Benjamin Franklin.” mn owith all its without much assuring entation comicbooks.com