Life, 1912-08-29 · page 19 of 42
Life — August 29, 1912 — page 19: what you’re looking at
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This is a parody of contemporary Italian opera, mocking both the genre's dramatic absurdity and the recent Italo-Turkish War (1911-1912). The "opera" features nonsensical dialogue mixing Italian words, musical terminology, food items ("panatella," "gondola," "biscuit tortoni"), and random proper nouns strung together without coherent meaning. The cartoon above—labeled "Rulers of the Nation"—depicts chaotic figures waving protest signs demanding war, suggesting political agitation or warmongers influencing national policy. Together, the page satirizes how opera distorts reality through overwrought emotion and incomprehensible spectacle, while implying that political rhetoric about war operates similarly—full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. The humor relies on absurdist juxtaposition: treating serious military conflict and nationalistic demands with the same dismissive mockery applied to operatic excess.
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Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.
—- ftalo -Turkish Opera (Guaranteed as bad as the best of them) Words by H. Hall. Music by H. Hallo. Lyrics by H. Halloran. Send check to H. E. P. 1 GOCCA STEPHE. Characters: Bruno, a gondola. Beppo, a panatella. Tepvo, a stucco. Fino, a palazzo. Scene: A grotto in the Taverno Bruno, Beppo and Teddo seated near the freluncho, Fido, the beautiful daughter of Bruno, enters with a pail of campaniles. Bruno: Claro! Tevvo (biting the end off a Sbirri): Colorado claro? RULERS OP THE NATION Fivo (rushing up with the campan- ites): No, no—maduro! Bepro (pro bono publico) : Perfecto sanchez y haya. O di mi. Maca roni parmesan tutti frutti. Fino and Tepvo (imitating a duet): O dal segno. O coda. O tempo di marcia. Sousa creatore levy mascagni. Con forza. Mezzanine foyer loggia. Molto non troppo. Bruvo (shooting himself in the gor- gonzola): Shinemup! Viva voce! Fivo (preparing to faint): Napoli marconi vespucci. Abruzzi. Teppo (aside): Whazza mazza wiz- za? Berro: Canobieri e chianti. La don- na é mobile. 1677 Mobile? E_ canajoha oncida, ¢ herkime Sacra mento califor-r-rnia. E Colombo circolo. Eraldo scuari ¢ boueri. Fiwo: Al fresco vaticano angelo. Trenro: Angelo? Mike Angelo? Fivo (preparing to faint): Si, si. E peinta mi celadore. O bella donna. O castorolio. Teno (stabbing himself with a gen- darme): Confetti! Beppo: Sciatica myopia castanea ba- nana! Fino (preparing to faint): Si. Berro (swallowi ie, € albani, © intermezzo): Biscuit tortoni! Fino (preparing to faint): . Alla i maka ona peanutta i losa ona Dambanan’, Cara mia! Cara mel! (faints). (Curtain) comicbooks.com