Life, 1912-07-04 · page 13 of 44
Life — July 4, 1912 — page 13: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
**The Main Cartoon** (top of page) depicts three women from behind, observing a social gathering. The caption reveals marital discord: one woman says her husband won't "get along" with her, and another responds that some of his "affinities couldn't get along" with her either—a veiled reference to infidelity or incompatible interests/associates. **The "All Hail! Redfield" Section** (below) satirizes Congressman William C. Redfield of Brooklyn's stated desire to be Vice President. The text mocks this ambition as absurdly obscure, noting that Brooklyn has never produced a Vice President and suggesting the position's obscurity makes it unsuitable for someone of Redfield's prominence. The page combines social satire with political commentary on an obscure political figure's unlikely ambitions.
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