Life, 1912-06-13 · page 13 of 44
Life — June 13, 1912 — page 13: what you’re looking at
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This cartoon depicts a legal proceeding where a lawyer cross-examines a female witness. The lawyer demands she swear under oath to tell the truth, then asks about a specific moment when "this young lady, at the moment you describe, was sitting on your lap." The witness, blushing, responds: "Well, not exactly, sir; I was on hers." The joke satirizes courtroom testimony and social propriety. It plays on the awkwardness of discussing physical intimacy under oath in a formal setting, while poking fun at the witness's attempt to obscure or reframe compromising details. The humor relies on early 20th-century sensibilities about what constituted scandalous behavior and the discomfort such matters caused in official proceedings.
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Lawyer: Now, Sik; REMEMBER YOU ARE UNDER OATH, AND MUST TELL ME THE EXACT TRUTH, THIS YOUNG LADY, AT THE MOMENT YOU DESCRIBE, WAS SITTING ON YOUR LAP? Witness (blushing): writ, NOT EXACTLY, SIR; 1 WAS ON HERS.