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**Top Cartoon - "Grief":** Shows mourners at a grave marker for "Amassa Wadd," a wealthy moneylender. The satire mocks the funeral of a despised figure—suggesting that even his death brings no genuine sorrow, only formal appearance. The elaborate dress and umbrellas contrast with the evident lack of authentic grief. **"Time-Honored" Editorial Section:** Critiques President Taft's objection to Democrats abandoning a two-battleships-per-year naval expansion practice. Life's editors sarcastically question why this practice deserves respect merely because it's old, pointing out that age doesn't automatically confer honor (noting "time-honored slums" and "time-honored trusts" as absurd examples). This attacks both Taft and the notion of tradition-based arguments in policy. **Bottom Comic:** A domestic humor joke: a couple celebrates finding a perfect cook after six weeks of searching—typical early-20th-century servant-shortage humor reflecting middle-class anxieties about household help. The page reflects Progressive Era skepticism toward both established wealth and traditional arguments for maintaining status quo policies.

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AMASSA WADD BELOVED MONEY: SETTER OF LOUISA, SPENDER STRICKEN CCWN INT! YEAR CF KUSTLING a Por TR \ Time-Honored T TAFT is peeved at the Democrats because cy propose to depart from the time-honored prac- of adding to our navy each year two battleships, by ing them off altogether.” We hardly know which side to take in this abstruse | erudite question. We should like more information \\ho started this two-battleships-a-year practise and how time happen to honor it? It must be remembered that time doesn’t always bestow badges of honor. We have Jad the poor with us for a long time, but we do not speak the poor as time-honored. We have never heard of the time-honored slums or, for that matter, of the time- nored trusts or the time-honored tariff \% acroplane has this advantage over an automobile: AND THEY HAD SEARCHED SIX WEEKS BEFORE 7 when it breaks down it doesn't have to be towed in. THEY FOUND A PERFECT COOK! comicbooks.com