Life, 1912-02-08 · page 42 of 44
Life — February 8, 1912 — page 42: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising and serialized fiction**, not satire or political commentary. The left side features a **Pears' Soap advertisement** (established 1789) promoting beauty through skincare—typical Victorian/Edwardian marketing linking moral purity to physical appearance. The center contains the conclusion of a short story titled "Jellig, Kaler and Spence" about three men who bet money on a woman named Betty Brewster's card game. They attempted to hedge their bets by wagering directly with her, assuming she'd lose. However, she apparently won against them as well—the irony being their "clever" scheme backfired. The right side shows **"I Want to Give You Human Energy,"** an advertisement for an exercise course by Edmund Thompson promising health benefits from scientifically-directed movements. The bottom advertises **Abbott's Bitters** and **Ye Olde Watchman Whiskey**, promoting alcohol as wholesome beverages. There is **no political cartoon here**—just period advertisements and serialized entertainment typical of early 20th-century magazine content.
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EERE: Good Looks As far as outline of feature is con- cerned, good looks are a birthright gift of nature. But it takes more than outline to realize what is under- stood by ‘‘good looks’’and ‘“‘beauty.”” These must also be the radiant, animating influence of a fine skin and a lovely complexion. This can only be attained by keeping the skin in a condition of perfect health and purity; and the best known means is the daily use of Pears’ Soap which is the quintessence of purity and the finest skin beautifier in the world. It affords just the aid that nature re- quires in making and keeping the skin soft, velvety, and of a lovely color. Pears preserves the healthy freshness of the skin from youth to age, and is the most economical of all toilet soaps, last- ing twice as long as ordinary soaps. Commended by the famous beauties of six generations. Jellig, Kaler and Spence (Concluded from page 314.) “TI congratulate you,” I said, dryly. The next day I had an unpleasant duty to perform—namely, to face Jellig, Ka- ler and Spence. I determined to con- ceal my embarrassment under a show of sympathetic nonchalance. “Well, boys,” I said, meeting them at the club during the usual hour. “That fickle tyrant Luck was against me. Your money has vanished. It all comes of playing with Betty Brewster. She plays a terrible game, you know—and, of course, she took the money. A woman under these circumstances always does.” “How much did she win?” Jellig, Kaler and Spence leaned for- ward unanimously and breathlessly. They seemed to be interested. “You want to know the amount?” I said. “Yes.” I did some figuring on the back of an old envelope. “ Over eight thousand.” At this moment a messenger boy en- tered. Kaler began nervously opening the envelope the boy had brought. He recognized the writing and his face beamed. “You see, my dear fellow,” he said to me, smiling, “we hedged. Under- stand? Learning quite by accident that Betty Brewster was going down there with you, and knowing that she was a poor player—to put it mildly—and would win, according to the law of chances with amateurs, why, we just wired her to play us for a thousand a piece. Sorry for you, old chap! Can't blame us! That makes a thousand a piece profit, ch, fellows?” Then his eye fell on the note, he read it, and dashed it down on the table. “Well, I'll be d—d!" he cried. “ Can you beat it? Woman all over! Never could understand them! Read that!” exact a Pe < a I Want to Give You “Human Energy” My book explains the laws governing right exercise —some of them for the frst time. It shows clearly and concisely why a few minutes daily of movements Scientifically directed to reach your internal organe— all of which are muscular—will do infinitely more for your health and strength than hours of random exercise. I offer it to you free, because I want you to onder ‘stand the principles underlying The Thompson Course, which has brought thousands of men from uncertain health and inefficiency into fuller, more useful and serener life. Sooner cr later you will adopt the Arges te of wy Gourse—all men of sedentary life will. You will Homan Energy” a real contribution to the science sl making the most of oneself, It is startling. yet ob- viously true. Sending for it puts you under no obliga- tion, except to read it as though it were written bya friend. ms J, EDMUND THOMPSON Suite 98, Exchangé Building, Worcester, Mase. And Jellig, Kaler and Spence read as follows: “Dear Boys: “Wasn't it luck you didn’t send me any real money, but only a telegram? Just think! I won eight thousand last night and I have sent it all to the Chil- dren's Home—they need it so much! And I know you won't mind, because you didn’t have to put up any money. And it’s the only possible way I can ever get you to subscribe, anyway. Haven't T been trying for years? Splendid idea of mine, wasn’t it? With a thousand thanks, bs Cordially, “ Betty Brewster. “?, S.—You must visit the Home with me some da: CT. ABBOTTS BITTERS ‘Makes the best cocktail, A pleasing aromatic with all Wise, spirit and soda beverages. Appetising, healthful. to ex with Grape Fruit, Oranges, Wine Jelly. At Wine Me- chants or Druggists. Sample by maii,2scin stamps. C. W. ABBOTT & CO., Baltimore, Md. |The Wholesomeness of Good Whiskey Every day more people discover the superiority of good whiskey and a good mineral water to wine and other beverages. And especially is this true since the birth of “Watchman"—a wonderfully wholesome, exceedingly palatable whiskey, whose purity is well safeguarded by a Non-refillable bottle. “Ye Olde Watchman Whiskey (In Non-refillable Bottles) comicbooks.com