Life — November 2, 1911 — page 50: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Overnight Between New York or Boston and Chicago Save a business day and enjoy a perfect night’s rest over the comfortable ‘Water Level Route” via the 20th Century Limited Lv. New York 4.00 fi. , Lv. Boston Ar. Chicago 8.55 4: Lv. Chicago 2.3051. 1.305. Ar. Boston 11.50%. Ar. New. York 9.25 ii. = Sar NEW YORK : (CENTRAL Don'ts for Public Speakers Don't apologize. Don’t shout Don't hesitate Don't attitudinize. Don't speak in a high key Don’t pace the platform Don’t distort your words Don't exceed your time-linit Don’t indulge in personal Don't emphasize everythi A Happy Marriage Depends largely ona knowl. edge of the ‘wuole truth about self and sex and their relation to Ife and health. come intelligently of nor correctly from ordi every-day sources. SEXOLOGY by WWedibame HIF ta in a clear, ay i Diedient iene All In one volume. Weie bor other People's Opinions Puritan Pub. Co., 776 Perry Bldg. Phila., Pa. BRIGHTEN UP fexstenrn in the OFFICE. using OE APER ¥. PATENT. -ASTENERS| ) 2, 000, ‘000 SOLD be ttationers, Send 10¢ for sample box of 50, assorted. taste booklet free. Liberal discount to ih trade. The O. K. Mfg. Co., Syracuse, N. Y., U.S. A. W918 Don’t praise yourself. Don’t tell a long story. Don't sway your body. Don't be “ funny.” Don’t fatigue your audience. Don't speak through closed teeth. Don’t drink while speaking. Don't fumble with your clothes. Don’t be sarcasti Don’t “hem” and “ haw Don’t stand like a statue. Don’t clear your throat. Don’t declaim. Don't speak rapidly. Don’t antagonize. Don’t fidget. Don't over-gesticulate. Don’t wander from your subject Don't be awkward. Don't address the ceiling Don’t he monotonous. Don’t put your hands on your hips. Don’t be violent Don't rise on your tocs. Don't forget to sit down when you have finished. IN BRIEF Stand up so that you can be scen Speak up so that you can be heard Shut up so that you will be liked —Funk & Wagnalls Company Where Was He? “Waiter,” he complained, “1 smell fresh paint.” “If you'll just wait a minute, sir,” answered the obsequious functionary. “those ladies will have gone away.” —Philadetphia Ledger Swift Opportunity A thousand years a poor man watched Before the gate of Paradise : But while one little nap he snatched, It oped and shut. Ah! was he wise? —From the Oriental. CONSE A BRAINY DIET No Foods Sold ©.M. Brinkler, Food Expert. Dept. 72. Washington, D.C. Harper’s Weekly Only what is of per- manent interest and importance selected from the news of the world presented pictorially with unequaled offers these signal advantages: excellence of printing; good-humored yet trenchant “Comment” and editorials, the product of scholarly discrimination and sane optimism; special articles by authorities; fiction by foremost writers, and original humor by the best-known humorists and artis HARPER’S WEEKLY Ten cents a copy Four dollars a year comicbooks.com