Life — October 12, 1911 — page 38: what you’re looking at

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Dear reader, did you ever mect this man—or his wife? Did you ever strike some beautiful thought and begin to reel it off to your friends, only to be shut off in the middle of a sentence by this choice and banner idiot of conversation? Ii so, come and sit by me, and you ma pour your wocs into my ear, and I in turn will pour a few gallons into your listening ear. Ido not care to talk more than my share of the time, but I would be glad io arrive at a conclusion just to sce how it would seem. I would be so pleased and so joyous to follow up an anecdote till I had reached the “ nub,” as it were, to chase argument home to conviction, and to clinch assertion with authority and evidence. The second class of interrupters is even worse. It consists of the man- and, I am pained to state, his wife also —who sce the general drift of your re- marks and finish out your story, your of thought or your argument. 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No one Conversationalists prise. $3.00 will ever know how I yearn for the ‘send fon ouaies blood of the interrupter. At night I . A. C. HAYDEN & CO, I do not, as a rule, thirst for the Bore S| blood of my fellowman, I am willing that the law should in all ordinary cases take its course, but when we begin to discuss the man who breaks into a con- ag I rt t t Th aces Se aerae e (9 om mportant to Those relevant ideas, regardless of the feelings , Wh E t t Build Pome den reepibens Neelen o Expect to man, The spirit of the “Red Vigi- i spAiten planning to build, you will find it of area salue to fist ne ea careful personal study of the illustrations of houses, etc lanter” is roused in my breast and I that have been designed and built by a number of leading archi hunger for the blood of that man. fea A tects, and to also learn their Ideas regarding the best interior Interrupters are of two classes: First, f r Sireneement aad the moet eppropeiate farmjsbings, the common plug who thinks aloud and = information, ; eraati ith hi which wou whose conversation wanders with his greatly aid you in deciding about your own building plans, when you take so-called mind. He breaks into the sad- hema up with 73. oue architect a builder, ae gay be obtained i irom the several hundred exterior and interior designs that are beautifully dest and sweetest of sentiment and the from the smerel hundred exterior and {nt choicest and most tearful of pathos with .. ~ the remorseless ignorance that marks. a Architertural Record stump-tail cow in a dahlia bed. He is ‘The National Magazine for Architects, Owners and Builders the bull in my china shop, the worm: A Pecentrustion ov eaulpments. 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