Life — September 28, 1911 — page 36: what you’re looking at

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Woodbury’s Facial Soap For sale by dealers everywhere am E batter, cream and eggs certain! cazsad S39 eatarrh tod Geatoesas Set post srdata cared 6 lean meats, green vegetables, fruits, faa few weeks, My SECURED OF FEE RETURNED _+LIFE- Bachelors and Old Maids Us the number of bachelors and old aids declining? There are no avail: able statistics, but treo hundred years ago, in London, there seems to have been as many as there are in Ne York to-day. The following remarks by Jonathan Swift apply equally as well to New York during the present day as they did to London in 1750.) Lately, in company with my friend in black, whose conversation is now both my amusement and instruction, I could not avoid observing the great numbers of old bachelors and maiden ladies with which this city scems to be overrun “Sure, marriage,” said I, “is not suffi- ciently encouraged, or we should nev behold such battered beaux and decayed coquettes, still attempting to drive a trade they have been so long unfit for and swarming upon the gaicty of the age. I behold an old bachclor in the most contemptible light, as an animal that lives upon the common stock with- out contributing his share; he is a beast of prey, and the laws should make use ns and as much force to drive the reluctant savage into the toils, as the Indians when they hunt the rhinoceros. The mob should be per- mitted to hallo after him, boys might play tricks on him with impunity, every well-bred company should laugh at him, and if, when turned of sixty, he offered to make love, his mistress might spit in his face, or what might perhaps be a greater punishment, should fairly grant the favor.” “As for old maids,” continued I, “they should not be treated with so much severity, because I suppose none would be so if they could. No lady in her senses would choose to make a sub- ordinate figure at christenings when she ight be the principal herself; nor curry favor with a sister-in-law when she might command a husband; nor toil in preparing custards when she might lic abed and give directions how they ought to be made; nor stifle all her sensations in demure formality when she migh with matrimonial freedom, shake her ac- quaintance by the hand and wink a double entendre. No lady could be so very silly as to live single if she could help it. I consider an unmarried lady, declining into the vale of years, as one of those charming countries bordering on China, that lies waste for want of proper inhabitants. We are not to ac- cuse the country, but the ignorance of its neighbors, who are insensible of its of as many stratage liberty to enter and The Depth of Sanctity Moliére, the great comic poet of France, died while performing a part in one of his own plays. The Archbishop Paris would not allow his body to be inhumed in consecrated ground Therefore the king sent for the arch sa | Autumn’s Inspiration I° soul warming and tonic effect it and Evans’ Ale go together, Ask the Jeweler to show you the KREMENTZ BODKIN-CLUTCH STUDS AND VEST BUTTONS = They go In like a needle c vy a Nke tw anthor — ree & A inn er, Easter to Operate: Superior tn Evry, Way to studs that have spiral springs, hollow tubes, hlaged Joints, loose parts of soldered Joints. 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