Life — September 7, 1911 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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A Happy Marriage Depends largely on a know!- edge of ‘whole truth about self and sex and thelr relation to life and health, This knowledge does not come intelligently of itself, nor correctly from ordinary every-day sources. SEXOLOGY (iustratea\ by William H. Walling, A.M. M.D. isoparts in a clear, wholesome way in o Haves rN igen Father 8 impart to File Son. Siedicul Knowledge @ Husbund should Have. nowledze a Young Woman Shontd Have. Knowletee a Youre Wire Khowld Have. Rawletes a Mother Should Have. Knowleles a Mother Shontd tmnaré to Her Daughter, i'Knowinige © Wite Should Have. All In one volume. Write lor "Other People's Opin! Puritan Pub. Co., 776 Perry Bldg., Phila., Pa. No Doubt About It After the death of Andrew Jackson the following conversation is said to have occurred between an Anti-Jackson broker and a Democratic merchant: Mercuant (with a sigh): “ Well, the old General is dead.” Broxer (with a shrug): “Yes, he's gone at last.” Mercuant (not appreciating the shrug): “ Well, sir, he was a good man.” Broxer (with shrug more pro- nounced) : “I don’t know about that.” MercHant (energetically): “He was a good man, sir. If any man has gone to heaven, General Jackson has gone to heaven.” Broxer (doggedly): “I don't know about that.” Mercuant: “ Well, sir, I tell you that if Andrew Jackson had made up his mind to go to heaven, you may depend upon it he’s there.” Proving a Claim “Very suspicious man, they say.” “Very. Bought a dictionary last week, and now he’s counting the words to sce if it contains as many as the pub- lishers claim.” —San Francisco Chronicle “I wisn I kaew some way to make religion more attractive to the masses.” “Why not have a description of heaven written by one of these men who write descriptions of summer resorts for the railroads? "—Houston Post — NS iA wi WA =) ~~, of tire distribution over every. state and territory e ‘SERVICE )) tothe Tourist :- ‘Last Word im >) | yt y TH d iil oi ” 5%/ (iooprich ROAD MARKERS (2 }) $ Goodrich”Service to the public begins, of course, with Goodrich Tires—their quality, their reliability. That service is extended by a system \and in Europe. It has been further extended by a ‘system of road marking so broad and thorough in /its scope that nothing like it has ever been at- y tempted except in certain districts of France. Zhe Goodrich Road Marker is a handsome, 2 permanent sign, including a heavy post of creo- soted timber, anchored in the ground, bearing a metal disc which gives accur- ate road distances and directions, to- gether with other information of great value to the tourist; such as the location of gasoline, tire and repair stations; dangerous crossings, grades, etc. These markers have been erected by expert Goodrich crews, over the best touring section of New England; all the way from Cleveland to Buffalo; to Albany and New York City; New York to Philadelphia to ‘Atlantic City, and back to New York by way of Lakewood; throughout Long Island, New Jersey and the Connecticut River Valley; also in South- ern California, as far south as the Mexican border. The work has been planned to include all the main transcontinental touring routes, as well as all roads connecting principal cities and towns everywhere. It is going on now and will continue until every tourable highway in the country has been covered by our crews, Route Books, containing accurate maps, have been pre- pared covering several important touring sections. Other books are now in preparation. Free on Request. | We are trying to make our Road Markers and Route Book service equal in quality and permanence to “the tires that are “Best in.the Long Run” The B. F. Goodrich Co., Akron, O. Br in all Largest in the World Tire Principal Cities _ Depots Everywhere _ Tact, the Essential Thing “Doctor, I want you to look after my office while I'm on vacation.” “But I've just graduated, doctor. Have had no experience.” “That's all right, my boy. My prac- tice is strictly fashionable. Tell the men to play golf and ship the lady pa- tients off to Europe.” —Loui: eC ier-Journal. Ax economist is usually a man who can save money by cutting down some other person's expenses. —Washington Stor. comicbooks.com