Life — August 10, 1911 — page 38: what you’re looking at

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Se 2 Hit ain? no Scrt o' use ter tell a pusson how ter AROUND THE WORLD CRUISES | nr ee THE CHANCE OF A LIFE TIME Ai hile Gl be Teves poten ON THE SS. CLEVELAND (17,000 tons) his own folly, and they who insist upon . attending the school of experience are There are new scenes, new faces in the Old World to interest likely to find the tuition expensive—as you. Minimum cost, $6.00 per day. has been remarked before. No orig. Itinerary includes Madeira, Spain, Italy, Egypt, In« Ceylon, Straits Settlements, ality is claimed for the s rent, Java, Philippines, China, Japan, Sandwich islands, and Overland American Tour, ‘ertainly Dr. Hutchinson is strongly Inland Excursions, and side trips. c ary. While we cannot always Optional tours of 17 days in India, 14 days in Japan. iy as when he says the Each of 110 days duration. worst spoiled children are fittest to sur From New York, October 21, 1911. | vive, for instance—still, it is rather nice From San Francisco, February 6, 1912. to learn that a woman is not, neces- sarily, jeopardizing the continuance of the human raze just because she dresses well and is handsome. Such women add atly to the landscape and it's to have our enjoyment interfered with by the possibility that each of these is Now is the time to engage accommodations. The finest, most comprehensive pleasure trip ever offered. Cost, including all necessary and expenses aboard and ashore 9050 yp, ANNUAL EVENT “Around the World Cruises tes SIs alee in October, 1912 and February, 1913, by the large Cruis- the fast of her line. It’s nice to have ing Steamship VICTORIA LUIS authority for eating a lot, when we're Send for illustrated booklet | hungry; and it's nice to be “provided HAMBURG-AMERICAN LINE with a good, ready-made reason for not cating when our appetites fail. 41-45 BROADWAY NEW YORK What are we to do when our maga- - zine takes to printing both sides of the question? No sooner are we convinced A Happy Marriage | | tht things are thus and so, when—to, the What Shall We Do About It? Depends largely ona knowl- | month has rolled around, ind, instead edge of the ‘wbole trath | | of having our views _ strengthened, Some time ago when a woman of the Peation to Life ana edie | | we have the opposi sented by an Middle West wrote to one of the lead ; This knowledge ‘dacs ‘not | | expert. It really is too much! It keeps rd g: esa kee i come intelligently of itself, $ ce! ‘sn’ ere ing magazines and asked that somethin 77 hor correctly from ordinary, || us forever on the fence! Isn't ther he done to prote uspecting pub- . every-day sources, | some way to split a subscription in the lic from the pernicious influence of Dr. | same way that ice tickets are split? Woods Hutchinson's facile pen, it didn't SEXOLOGY | Naturally, the publishers wouldn't agree appear serious. That the y had (Uinstratea) to that any more than do the ice dealers, dined, not wisely, but too well—had fol- by William H. Wailing, A.M M.D. imparts ina clear, | | but couldn't it be managed? Of course, at * * wholesome way 1m one volu " e . . lowed Dr. Hutchinson's advice to eat ; it wouldn't be the thing to write to our ‘li you can, and when you think you i ‘ . Congressman, because Everybody's hasn't have eaten ail you can to eat still a lit r é said so; but something ought to be done. ile mor d had suffered the ‘conse- Sia . A long suffering public ought to be per- quences, seemed nothing extraordinary ou mitted to stay on one side of a question Hundreds do that on their own initia cont \iitmparé to Her Daughter. as long as its inside will stand for it—or tive before they can read at Me We until its appetite is satisfied—or until it . All in one volume. IMustrated, $2, postpaid. . oe a . , nothing of reading the Saturday cn Write tor “Other Peopie’s Opinions" and Tabie of Contents. H dies, if it wants to dic. What do we ig Pos', When, afterward, the Puritan Pub. Co., 776 Perry Bldg., Phila., Pa. pay ‘our fifteen cents for, any way ok Upton Sinclair's advice by way of the Cosmopolitan and found that whe she didn’t cat she wasn’t sick, it scemed simple cnough. If you found you were not flourishing—change your ine netimes, of course, there have been FOR THE FRAGRANT JULEP OR THE FESTIVE HIGH-BALL total failures, apparently, Like when a an fasted two weeks, or thereabouts, for a slight illness and died instead of getting well. Certainly it was never intended that any one should do that! How stupid! Why did the man h on to one magazine so long? A thing like a year’s subscription shouldn't eount in a matter of life and death! Be- sides, as Mr. Sinclair explained (also through the magazines), he didn’t do it right. He ought to have drunk some- 's best because it is a Pure thi It no part of the Sin- Rye Whiskey and so guaranteed clair prescription to abstain from drink—as thi* gentleman said he care- { s i Sold at all first-class cafes and hy jobbers, fully stated—but what hope is there, WM. LANAHAN & SON, Baltimore, Md: for a man who doesn't know needs a drink? 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