Life — June 1, 1911 — page 48: what you’re looking at

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salboliietis HE Indestructo name stands for zwtegrity in luggage. The maker’s sincerity is proved by years of actual service. The Indestructo ‘Trunk—this year better, stronger, handsomer in every way—is extra strong in every part where breakage or wear can occur. It has a new doubly reinforced corner construction. Bands have been added for support. It is now Canvas Covered. U.S. Government | Bronze Finish Trimming. |NDEstrucTg Hand Luggage ! is backed by skilled workmen and a management | determined to make only the best. | Made in the choicest of fashionable leathers. | Specially constructed cornersand Indestructo Veneer bottoms. Insure shapeliness and strength. If your dealer doesn’t sell Indestructo leather goods, write us. We will supply you direct. Write for the Indestructo Trunk and Bag Book, and your dealer's name. National Veneer Products Co. Station F. 24 Mishawaka, Ind. i | | 1 Matried Men's Troubles It was married men's night at the re- vival meeting. “Let all you husbands who have troubles on your minds stand up!” shouted the preacher at the height of his spasm. Instantly every man in the church arose except one. “Ah!” exclaimed the preacher, pecr- ing out at this lone individual, who oc- cupied a chair near the door. “ You are “It ain't that,” piped back this one helplessly as the rest of the congregation gazed suspiciously at him, “TI can’t get up—I'm paralyzed.” —Ladies’ Home Journal. “Us Consumers” Ezry Pembroke says, says he, He is chargin’ more {'r tea Since th’ freight rates riz, becuz Freight is higher ‘'n it wuz. Ezry says that him and me Dears th’ higher cost 0” tea, When he puts it on my bill, “And,” says he, “we allus will.’? Ezry Pembroke says he begs Pardon f‘r them high-priced exgs, But th’ breakage is so large He must make an extry charge. Ezry tells me when he begs Pardon fr them high-priced eggs, “ Us consumers pays th’ bill, An’,” says he, “we allus will, Ezry Pembroke says hard facts Shows high tariff is a tax, An’ th’ higher price an’ sich All’ goes to th’ robber rich; When they charge him more, why Has to charge it up to me. “Us consumers pays th’ bill, Ezry says, “an’ allus will.’* Ezry Pembroke says when his Hullsale price of goods is riz He jest charges up to me What th’ extry cost’ll be Ezry says it’s jest his aim To keep profits ’bout th’ same, “Us consumers pays th’ bill,’ Ezry says, ‘an’ allus will? Ezry says it's plain t’ see How it’s up to him an’ me. When th’ price of goods is riz He pays more an’ more f'r his; An’ he'll charge th’ extry share Up to me t’ make it far. “Us consumers pays th’ b Ezry says, “an? allus will.” . W. Foley in Saturday Evening Post. Wise Team “My father and I know everything in the world,” boasted a small boy to a visitor, “That so?” said the caller. “Where is Asia?” After a moment's hesitation the youngster answered, “ Oh, that’s one of the things my father knows,”"—Christian Register. Miss Leonora O'Rettty, in a suf- frage address in New York, said: “The more intelligent a man is, the more respect he has, I find, for the in- telligence of women, Intelligent men hesitate to say that women are their mental inferiors, But stupid men—dear me!" Miss O'Reilly smiled “The conceit of the stupid man re- minds me of Sandy MacPherson. Sandy, in a Peebles public-house, tol.l shman that all the great poets e Scotch. But how about Shakespeare?’ cried the Englishman, ‘Can you say he was “* His talents,’ was the reply, ‘ would justify that supposeetion.’” —Argonaut. Charming Conceit $9.50 Post Remit by check oF money order, Stato style number of this negligee, which Is 123, and give particulars as THIS DAINTY HOUSE GOWN is made upin exquisite old rose all ‘BUk Satin Messaline, withrich Per- sian design border of beavyabaded roses; handsomely bound with beavy ribbon and trimmed with ‘alk cord and tassels, Odtatnable in Gny shade desired atthe adore price. Summer Catalog “A” Gust issued) describes many beau- Uful tub dresses, ailks and foulards for mid-summer wear, Send for your copy Immediately, It'stres, The Fashion 2138 Broadway Between 74th and 75th Sta, New York City. “TT Be Bound” Said LIFE, and he was. In this form LIFE has a_per- manent place in every household. The cost is tri- fling, the result a continuous _ joy. Write us for full information. LIFE “17 W. 31, ew York PERFORATING MACHINES Send foretreularof motor drives machines that will dave na marke or © format rough » thoveasd pleces of paper per minuter Better work, Timo and mom? eaved. THE AMERICAN PERFORATOR cOMPANT 703 Fulton Street, Chicato