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This page is primarily **advertising**, not satirical editorial content. The main items are: 1. **Hartshorn Shade Rollers** ad (top left): A straightforward product advertisement with no satirical element. 2. **Kelly-Springfield Automobile Tires** (center-right): Features a photograph of a woman in a tire, promoting tire quality. No satire—a conventional product ad. 3. **The Tourist Magazine** (bottom-left): Promoting a travel publication, with no political content. 4. **"The Lost Chord"** silhouette (bottom-right): Appears to be theatrical/entertainment advertising. 5. **Salto-Nuts** (bottom): A food product ad. The Bernard Shaw quote (top-left) about mortality and citizenship is editorial text, not cartoon satire. Overall, this is a typical *Life* magazine page emphasizing commercial advertising rather than political or social satire.

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RTS ISH | TSHO Original aed unequaled. i Wonka asaterte “lapaves l (ng; Fee. Bernard Shaw (Concluded from page 607) Make it compulsory for a doctor using a brass plate to have inscribed on it, in addition to the letters indicating his qualifications, the words, “ Remember that I too am mortal.” In legislation and social organizations, proceed on the principle that invalids, meaning persons who cannot keep them- selves alive by their own activities, can- not, beyond reason, expect to be kept alive by the activity of others. Do not try to live forever. not succeed. Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out, That is what it is for. Spend all you have before you die, and do not outlive yourself. Take the utmost care to get well born and well brought up. This means that your mother must have a good doctor. Be careful 10 go to a school where there is what they call a school clinic, where your nutrition and tecth and eyesight and other matters of importance to you will be attended to. Be particularly careful to have all this done at the expense of the nation, as otherwise it will not be done at all, the chances being about forty to one against your being able to pay for it directly yourself, even if you know how to set about it. Otherwise you will be what most people are at present; an unsound citizen ot an unsound nation, without sense enough to be ashamed or unhappy about it.—Temple Scott in the March Forum, You will 31.00 for Twelve Months Springfield Automobile Tires There can be no substitute for quailty in an automobile tire, more than there can be a substitute for knowledge of road requirements and how to meet them. Under the name, Kelly-Springleld knowledge and quality combine to meke a tire as perfect as a motor car tire can be made. On my 40h. p. Locomobile, I have driven a Kelly-Springfield Tire over 12,000 miles and I know these tires give a greater mileage than any other make I have tned. 1H, DOWNES, of Carter Garage Co., NewYork City, Specify Kelly-Springheld Tires on your automobile. They cost no more than any first-class tire and are better Consolidated Rubber Tire Co. 20 Vesey Street, Lng York Branch Offices: New York, » Philadelphia Boston, St. Louis, Backs innati, San Francisco, Los Angeles, and Akron, Ohio A skirt divided against itself cannot endure.—Columbia State, 10 Cents Single Copy THE TOURIST MAGAZINE The World’s Picture Book 47 West 34th Street, - New York A monthly magazine devoted to the NECESSITIES AND PLEASURES of the WORLD'S TRAVELERS The Tourist Magazine appeals especially to the readers and friends of Life A department exclusively presenting “THE WOODS AND WATERS OF AMERICA” hk “THE Lost cioRD.” “THEIR LEGEND, SONG AND STORY” Cannot fail to secure your attention and co-operation. character, charm of scenery, historical event and poetry. Write us, We want to know you. You can tell us something we want to know. Every place holds some tradition, bit of folk-lore, interesting REAL EVENT YOUR FIRST BOX OF Send Cheque We can tell you some things, too. Address EDITOR, TOURIST MAGAZINE, 47 West 34th Street, New York Issued each Month by the J. P, McCANN PUB. CO. $1.25 POUND “HATCH AN APPETITE" A unique booklet sent free describes Broadway at 30th Bt, on comicbooks.com Y City