Life, 1910-12-29 · page 35 of 41
Life — December 29, 1910 — page 35: what you’re looking at
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This page contains three distinct elements: **"Why Astronomers Are Unpleasant"** — A humorous essay claiming that eye strain from telescope use explains why famous astronomers (and literary figures like George Eliot and Nietzsche) were reportedly difficult personalities. The author cites Dr. George M. Gould's "Biographic Clinics," suggesting that optical strain correlates with bad temperament—a pseudo-scientific joke. **"The Literary Zoo"** — A continuation of an essay arguing against the popular American belief that domestic harmony benefits children. The author controversially claims that parental quarreling isn't harmful, citing a New York judge's opposing view. **Advertisements** — Including a nursing uniform service and the main ad: Grenville Kleiser's mail-order public speaking course (15 minutes daily at home). Kleiser, identified as "lately of Yale Faculty," promises to make readers confident speakers. This appears genuine advertising rather than satire. The page is primarily editorial content with advertising, not political commentary.
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Those who have never come into con- tact with renowned astronomers can form no adequate conception of hu- (Concluded on page 1213) The Literary Zoo (Continued from page 1210) handkerchief. He invariably stuck the handkerchief into his own mouth for the sake of the essential moisture. I then and there resolved never to sub- ject a grandchild of mine to an expe- rience so salivary. A husband and father of my acquaintance sedulously avoids controversy in his domestic circle because his own parents quar- reled from morning until night. That taught him the rights of neutrals—that is, of the children. It is much to be regretted that in the great outpouring of works on marriage nothing is ever said regarding the blessings of discord in the home. We Americans are taught to avoid domestic strife for the sake of our children when the existence of such strife is often a blessing in disguise to them. The consequent peril to society reveals itself most clearly in the words of Mr. Justice Henry Bischoff, of the Su- preme Court of New York. “ Nobody to-day can truthfully deny,” His Honor is made to say in the New York World, “that quarreling, fault finding and general dissension, such as exists in households where even ordinary re- spect is unknown, has the worst pos- sible effect on every member of that family, and especially the young chil- dren.” Now, I deny the very thing which Mr. Justice Bischoff insists nobody can truthfully deny, and I insist that many a couple reared in homes of harmony themselves have Jed the wedded life of demons in their own domestic circle. It is for the sake of the children that the unhappy home should not be broken up. It is the unsuspected blessings of domestic dis- cord which afford the only available proof that many marriages were made in Heaven, Artistic Perfumer. 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Pa., terms‘‘the best investment l evermade.” There is absolutely no uncertainty—no guesswork—about Mr. Kleiser’s methods. We can give you indisputable proof of this. Mr. Kleiser has had years of experience asa teacher of public speaking in Yale and other leading institutions, is the founder and direc- tor of the Public Speaking Club of America and Great Britain, and is generally recognized as the foremost teacher of speech culture. His Personal Mail Course is his life work. Into it he has put the ripe fruits of sadsatases s2agtsa333 his many years of experience as a teacher. We will send descriptive literature show- how Grenville Kleiser’s Mail Course not caly will teach you how to speak wathontnotee at dinners and meetings, but how it will in- crease your self-confidence and give you a good memory, build upandaugment your per- sonal powerand influence, and improve your useoftheEnglish language. Howitwillteach you to argue effectively and winningly—pre- sent a proposition logically and forcefully; how it will teach you to hold attention—to think on your feet. This Course will bring out the best thatisin you, bymaking youapositive clear-cut, convincing thinker and speaker Remember, this Course does not cost from $30.00 to $100.00 and upward, the tuition fees usually asked for correspondence instruction, Far short of it. The Kleiser Course costs very little for the value received, and if gy youshouldenroll, withinthe nextthirty a days the price to you will be only about one-fifth of what you would ¢of pay Mr. Kleiserforstudioinstruc- tion—and the terms of pay. ment are very easy. By all means sign and mail the Inquiry Form eo that yoa may learn all about this Coarse at once. No ay agent will call upon oy you—nor wil. you odilgate yourself