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This page is primarily **advertising and editorial content**, not political satire. The left column features **Christmas gift suggestions** including monograms, decorative items (a "Stevens" lighter), and an "Air-on-Tap" tire air tank by Gus Balzer Co. The center contains **"Meditations and Reflections"**—philosophical essays about intellect, progress, nature, and human nature, attributed to Francis Grierson in *London New Age*. These are aphoristic observations rather than satire. The right side advertises **Liqueur Pères Chartreux** (a green and yellow liqueur) and **Krementz gift boxes**, with a brief humorous story titled "Well Paid" about a sleeping-car porter's interaction with a passenger. The page represents typical early-20th-century *Life* magazine content: a mix of genteel philosophical musings, advertisements for luxury goods, and light comic sketches.

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tea CHRISTMAS SUGGESTIONS GUS BALZER designs necessities and luxuries for Motorists that you can’t obtain from any- oi else, His idea is not to see how CHEAP a thing can be made, but how GOOD, which isto say that he caters only to people who appreciate art istic merit, solid worth and honest workmanship throughout. Now, here are some things that Gus Balzer knows you will like, MONOGRAMS Make wnexcelled Christinan Pres 8.80 19.00 mocogramn, te. high $1.00, Sel GeM 2 5 + 3.80 Sevd pipe (belarw ood coly) and have a Monegrarn attached, {0 eltber pla ‘They give a faal toock of elegance to “well” Motor Care and delight the bearis of the oceopaats, THE “STEVENS” IGNITER Better than a Magneto, Price only - - $20.00 “Nuff Sed.” TIRE AIR TANK “AIR-ON-TAP” BEST BY TEST. See this Double Valve? It Positively Prevents Leakage. Exchangeable Anywhere, fy as well as luxurious things that Gus Balzer makes for the mot delight. The Catalogue is itself a work of art, and It's freeonly to you. NOTE: Along with the Catalogue we will send the name and address of the dealer nearest you, who will let you feast your eyes on the Gus Balzer offerings, as well as lay out a little money when the spirit moves you, We don't want to hear from you to- morrow, for to-morrow never comes, Think of it seriously, for it's no light mt tia oes must write us to-day or never THE GUS BALZER CO. 1777-79 BROADWAY—DepartmentA In the City of New York Phone 6729 Columbus “ exteaw ! Meditations and Reflections (Concluded from page 942) To each intellect belongs a special power. We belong to ourselves, and we lose control of our own when we try to be some one else. The original mind is a magnetic center for the at- traction of other minds. But the lode- stone loses nothing by attraction; it remains the same. The thing we call Progress has its thythmic movements like music. A frivolous age corresponds to the tempo of the dance, a sentimental age to that of the adagio appassionato, a heroic age to the tempo of the march. Bad books are talked about when they are sensational, good books when original. In Nature the influence of mystery is manifest in its eternal suggestions of the possible and the probable. Wise men change their opinions by a process of mental evolution; fools and fanatics change theirs by fits and starts, to suit the caprices of fashion and the follies of the epoch. There is a certain narrowness of mind which is commonly allied to sen- timentalism. This is why devotees are so often malicious. Francis Grierson in London New Age. Any man.° ery man, all men would appreciate the Krementz Gift Box A set of four of the famous 14-K Rolled Plate Krementz Collar Buttons (that willlast for years without lostng lustre). A new one free for every one broken or damaged from any cause. Packed in an attractive ribbon-tied box. One Dollar tho set of tour. If not found at your haber- dasber’sor jewel set will be sent postpaid on receipt of price. KREMENTZ & CO., 60 Chestoat St., Newark, N. J. sSossresentonsoesontonzeesonoaseesoetoaseese Most Fitting Finale to the Festive Feast LIQUEUR Peres Grhartrel —GREEN AND YELLOW— Serve the Daintiest Last _ At first-class Wine Merchants, Grocers, Hotels, Cafés Batjer & Co., 45 Broadway, York, N.Y, Sole Agents for United States. a recess SeSaSee renee owes Well Paid A lively-looking porter stood on the rear platform of a sleeping-car in the Grand Central Station, when a fussy and choleric old man clambered up the steps. He stopped at the door, puffed for a mo- ment, and then turned to the man in uniform. “ Porter,”" he said, “I’m going to Chi- cago. I want to be well taken care of I pay for it. Do you understand?" “Yes, sir; but as “Never mind any ‘buts.’ You listen to what I say. Keep the train-boys away from me. Dust me off whenever I want you to. Give me an extra blanket, and if there is any one in the berth over me, slide him into another. I want you to——" “But, say, boss, I “Young man, when I’m giving in- structions I prefer to do the talking my- self. You do as I say. Here is a two- dollar bill. I want to get the good of it Not a word, si The train was starting. The porter pocketed the bill with a grin, and swung himself to the ground. “All right, boss! ’" he shouted. “ You can do th’ talkin’ if you want to. I'm powerful sorry you wouldn't let me tell you—but I ain’t goin’ out on tha 3