Life — December 1, 1910 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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The feeling of self-confi- dence resulting from this state of in- tellectual ecstasy enabled me to fill reams of paper with my ideas, They were all as crazy as Ibsen's, or, to be perfectly accurate, I thought they were. hours in wandering aimlessly about like Berlioz. It was inexpressibly com- forting to me to be made aware that Schopenhauer and Wagner and BISECTED VIEW SHOWING PEN IN AIR-TIGHT SAFETY CAR the imperishable renown certain to be (Continued on page 948) 4: mine owing to numerous contributions Aw. How Sanity Handicaps a Fellow, s You know of the famous wells of ABILENA, from which flows, pure It seems that I am sane, after all. I . and undefiled, America’s Natural Laxative Water. 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