Life — October 6, 1910 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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560 “LIFE: home remedies, or other measures adopted in case of ordinary colds, will not be permitted, the idea being during the show to give all of our contestants October as much freedom as possible. “8 Your fetere wife Vier besard babaad ear AL husbands quarreling with each will be fond ef phy- wil be aifid of othet about merits of respective wives sical exercise except burglars. and will will be dealt with accordingly. where it is connect: see to it that your Women suffragettes exhibiting hus- ed with a broom or jewels are made se- bands will not be permitted to enter the other useful article, cure in the protec- tion of a pawn- building. ; 0 Special entertainments will be pro- broker's safe. vided for the husbands of all Christian Scientists, and these entertainments will not be open to other husbands "@e Your future wile Your futureh ee We urgently request any of the vis- will write novels will be a Free Ma- itors to the ‘Garden to question closcly which will fail to son of high degree all’ Husbands’ Correspondence Bureau find a publisher be- and your married patrons You will know them by their orrcaiGonwne naka ee all drawn from you. nightmare of un- badges. They will tell you each and all ' tees cae the story of their lives and just what we have done for them Our exhibit stand is on the right as you enter, Get a copy of our Galary of "@8 Your future wile ‘Your future husband 49° Beauty, also our full programme, show- will be a college will bea Wall Street ing what our entertainment committee widow and you will broker. The kind is doing for downtrodden husbands be surprised by the _of clothes you wear number of men you will depend more on Consultations free while show is in pSveapialbetby thesnertet (henehe progress, know your wife.”” fashion. * LIFES INFALLIBLE FORTUNE TELLER If you were born on A New Political Party “GS Your future wile ‘Your future husband 49° LTHOUGH there is much talk of a will be 9 tight-lacer will hail from Ken- new political party, there is no and a large part of tucky and you will your income will go find that it will ce to doctors and com- 9 ment his affection that we need any political party at all. plexon:specnlate, Helsporcl-ol tarde z how to build a mint We have to be sure, long acquiesced julep. in the unwritten tradition that we necded two partics in our republic, one to strug- xle for the offices which are held by the other. The result of this struggle is to ~@8 Your future wile Your future husband #@ will be an excellent will bea strict vege- before patriotism, platitudes before par- cook and you will tarlan and a large ticular purposes, plums before perform- matier roca gout In Part of your pocket: ance and politicians before people em Geclinine money will be spent years, on meals in res- In the meantime the officeholders, who iauranta: are always as wise and as progressive as necessary, continue to regulate the sovernmental running gear according as settled conviction that one is necessary Indeed, we cannot be absolutely certain place parties before policies, partisanship coutitions develop and puvtic sentiment “GB Your future wile ‘Your future husband #27 arises, 11, the the people should grad- al be alfaahion: wil bea Trust sas: ually decide that they did not want their designer and your Bate, but as you officeholders to be identified with any enviar sppenis i ruRittsecun c fied any be a source of mer- contributor you will particular party, the politicians would riment at your club. be popular in church quickly tear off their tags and. throw circles. them away and thereafter they would take into account only two interests, that of themselves and that of the people, “G8 Your future wile Your future husband 42” climinating the third interest, that of the will be a model in will be a good pro- party. Such a thirty-three and a third every. particalar. vider Dae) with ro: per cent condensation of interest is You will bea wid) JQ mantic tendencies. well worth striving for and it is re ower carly. mem nontigne 3 for a € him moonlight spcetfully called to the attention of our nights. publicists. Ellis 0. Joues. comicbooks.com