Life — April 21, 1910 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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720 *“LIFE: quired to serve five years in the army. The price of seats has fallen one-half. His Majesty's car was held up on Broadway yesterday for smokin When it was discovered that it was the Kin; the officer apologized, whereupon His Majesty said sternly: * Officer, and was led off to the station house, where he paid his fine. Little acts like this endear him to us more and more do your duty ADVERTISEMENTS Pasteurized toothpicks used by H.R. H. J. P.M. Order the Quill Stem King Picrpont Flesh Brushes, Insist His Majesty recommends the Keene Poker Chip. Infal- ible My garters (all sizes) used by all bers of the ro: Pincher’s the K Sideboard. By special appointment, Gloss Furniture Com family Picrpomt Folding Bed and Combination pany Pull ‘Em Safety Razor. U xy royal household. His Majesty says of ovr car: “I ran with it over three thousand miles, sitting with Lyman Abbott and the Duke of Pittsburg (Carnegie), and they were so delighted with it that neither of them spoke. I shall hereafter use no other."’—The Whizzer Some new royal photographs just in: His Majesty ference with W U.; Passing Through Milwauke King Stepp 1 His New Airship at Brooklyn Heights; In Front of His Summer Palace at Newport; At Golf with Premier Rockefeller: On the Royal Links; Receiving Petition Magazine Poets Who Desire Reinstatement: His Majesty hing at Newport: Monday Morning in the Royal Backyard; The Week's Wash: Receiving the Homage of the City of Bos ton; Ceremonies at Harlem on Establ And many others. By special appointment, ment of First Postal Savings Bank Snapper's, Fifth Avenue, Popular Birthdays ADA REHAN Born Apel 22, 1860 al tenct that there is no past, but expressed in terms of Now. Could ing he more certain than this when we reflect upon the delightful and charming per- y we are considering? The “ T oft Shrew "ts as if we had just seen it. Dear, dear, is there any reason why this should not alw. i Miss Rehan, you are permanently en- ehrined in our heart of hearts and our mem, ory of memories. We how to your superior attainments, and we offer you our congrata ! lations on the completion of another year May your birthday be as happy as are the you have given us so much pleasure. hours in w THOMAS NELSON PAGE. Born Apeil 23, 1853 ! It seems only yesterday delighting ourselves with How time flies we we “Marse Chan.”’ Mr. the literature of the South has no fitter representative than your worthy self. Everybody knows about you, and everybody wishes you well, and delights in your able productions Your health, sir, in countless mint juleps! EDWIN MARKHAM Born April 23, 1852 In the annals of time it is briefly re corded that you are poct, writer and lec rer. To be a poet and a writer at the time ought to be enough, but to have n added glory © author of the man with that sin 1 useful agricultural implement ly, he common or garden hoe, we offer Hicitations CHAUNCEY MITCHELL DEPEW Born April 23, 1634 We have been accustomed so long to emphasize lack of admiration for you that it is almost with a teeling of embarrassment that we grasp in our hand our trusty pen, determined 10 do you honor no matter what happens. Let our differ. ences then, for the moment, be forgotten, nd let us acknowledge that in many ways you have heen more sinned against than sinning. The pendulum of a man’s stand- ing is too often inclined to swing too far in ‘either direction. You are no exception, Torr with gre s, both oratorical anc soci], you were caught in-a reform wave |S and washed ashore with littl left. but past. We forgive you freely for it all, commend you for yo continuous silence and wish you a long life to come! ARTHUR TWINING HADLEY Born Apel 23, 1856 distinguished citizen of a distinguished of a distinguished college, we lay at your feet our wreath. Your qualities are solid and endur your influen widespread, Our re spect for you is limited only by the I daries of our American system of ed tion. You are simple in your tastes, direct your speech and unassuming in your You have risen above the technique of your profession and we offer ou many happy returns of the day Rah! Rah! Rah! Hadley! Two Burning Questions Solved HAT'S to do with Uncle Join D. Rockefeller’s surplus dough? What's to do with Colonel Theodore Roose- velt? Can't these questions be somehow solved in combination? For example Give the Colonel the dough and a clear start of twenty- four hours No, that wouldn’t d . The carth is too smal Give the Colonel the dough unconditionally, Incorpora him, if necessary, but make him Uncle John’s depositary wit full powers! Why would not that he an excellent plan? The Colonel y to spend that money. He w time spending it has the ene: id have a bully He would bestow it as well, probably, as any one else could and the job would keep him busy, Dove Sighted in Princeton's Feud N March 26, at St. Louis, at the luncheon of the Asso- ciated Princeton Clubs, President Woodrow Wilson, of Princeton, sat next to Mr. Procter, of Cincinnati, who gave ate Schvol and later with- drew it. Dr. Wilson explained and expounded so: Mr. Procter wed that there had been an which, it seemed to him, might easily be removed. The assembled Princeton products cheered heartily and carried Mr. their shoulders, and it begins to look as if the great Princeton controversy might be allayed without recourse ve Tribunal, the $500,000 to the Princeton Gra understand- comicbooks.com