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This page is primarily **advertising and reader letters**, not political satire. The main content includes: **Large Advertisement**: Kelly-Springfield Automobile Tires dominates the left side, claiming superior quality after twelve years of manufacturing. This is straightforward product promotion with testimonial from Imperial Automobile Company. **Reader Letters Section**: "From Our Readers" contains a testimonial supporting Life's anti-vivisection editorial stance. A doctor defends animal testing as necessary medical progress, arguing dogs deserve experimentation more than humans—a darkly humorous argument in favor of vivisection. **Other Advertisements**: Whitman's chocolates (Easter gift), Ashley House sewage disposal systems, and Mrs. Gervalee Graham's hair restoration product complete the page. The only satirical content is the brief "Better Part" anecdote about Mr. McNabber planning a Holy Land pilgrimage to read the Ten Commandments—the minister's deadpan reply that he should stay home and keep them instead is gentle Scottish humor, not political commentary.

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toits natural color ‘by Mrs. Gervalee Graham's Quick Hale Restorer. Price $1.00 at all dealers or by ex. press prepaid. Samples and 64 pago booklet on the Balrand complexion free. Addrem, MRS. GERVAISE GRAHAM.1495 Michigan Avenue, C WHAT harm to science, but your influence might misdirect many people from help they could have. Iam a victim of tuberculosis and had tried everything from Arizona and Cali- fornia to raw eggs and Christian Science, and had almost reached the river Styx. In fact, could see that placid stream and Charon with his boat, when I com- . q menced taking tuberculin. Am now out é 's J of danger and hope to soon be well. ft As for vivisection, I see no reason Automobile Tires I vn enon Tere ei humane manner. As long as doctors will experiment I would much rather We haven't made a poor tire since we c ; they experiment on some dog than me. began making rubber tires twelve years Then, again, most dogs are better off dead, especially the neighbor's worthless ago. That 18 why the strongest argue R dog who howls at night till one has a ment we can make for our automobile } chronic case of insomnia. Your: tires is to state that they are of Kelly- pas Ocho Springfield quality. ; Moxnovta, Cat., February 8, 1910. A set of Kelly-Springfield Tires have been run 6,000 miles on our testing car ‘The Better Part and show very little wear. x Mr. McNabber, says the London Daily —Imperial Automobile Company, Jackson, Mich. 2 Mail, had just told his pastor that be Consolidated Rubber Tire Co., 20 Vesey St., New York mag plenping' a trip to the Holy Last. Drench efieesin New York, Chicago: Philadelohis, ‘Se Louis And whiles I’m there,” he con- Detroit, Gacinoati, San Francisco, and Akron, O. tinued, “I'll read the ten command- ments aloud frae the top of Moust Sinai." “Mr. McNabber,” replied the mite ister, gravely, “tak my advice. Bide at hame an’ keep them."—Youth’s Com- panion. From Our Readers The Gift That (Continued from page 397) Gives Most ; Contains Oot imoni : Chocolate-Covere A Testimonial Easter Joy Z , $ Nougat, Molasse Dear Live: 7 . Bi Chips, ' Almonds, Referring to your _anti-vivisection cay Walnuts, Mark le and frequent lambasting the : P mallows, Cocca I profession, allow me to add mv mallee, Cae Molasses Blocks, applause. Would greatly enjoy to whack ? ! a few heads myself. I figure that at Neapotsions least 75 per cent. of doctors know but : Creams Nuis Core little more than a city bred chicken weet ‘Chocolate However, Lire, it pains me to sec that X : : you, who are usually so fair, just and : : No. cieain’ contersaor intelligent, should get off on the wrong ; : bonbons. Sold only by foot in regard to antitoxins and a exclusive Whitman Bs “poisons."” Not that you can do any agents, usually the lead ing druggist in cach locality. . These Agents receivt Whitman's direct froa SEWAGE DISPOSAL cotsfa} tice Package relicisbe aes Both Health and Convenience Demand It For Fastidious Folks mt Sear es Sens meet bn plate thre er weg Half, one, two, three and five pound boxes. One dollar a pound everywhere, Sent postpaid 0 ‘among the common herd. Sewage Dispoual without sewers at country receipt of price if no Whitman agent is convenient homes is decidedly modern. ‘Write for elaborate free descriptive booklet. Write for booklet “Suagestions” ASHLEY HOUSE-: STEPHEN F, WHITMAN & SON, Inc, (Established 1842), Philadelphia, U.S. A. 6518 Normal SuSE PE WAGE DISROSAL'CO: “Makers of Whitman's Instantaneous Chocolate comicbooks.com